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GayCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between llamas and chickens, participate in dance-offs with creepers, and solve the mystery of who keeps stealing all the pumpkin pies from the village bakery. And as for the question “Is she gay?” Well, let’s just say our server is so inclusive that even the Ender Dragon is questioning its own identity. So come on over and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! -
Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders
Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.
In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.
So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.
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BlockPartyHaters
Are you tired of dealing with haters who can’t handle your fabulous Minecraft lifestyle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special jail just for them! That’s right, we’ll lock those haters up in a pixelated prison where they can think about their poor life choices while you continue building your epic creations in peace. Join us now and show those haters who’s boss in the world of blocks! -
FootFetishFaded Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a social sperg? Are you ready to turn in your robot card and embrace the world of normal shoes and shirts? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the transformation from foot fetishist to fashionista. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing designer shoes and Gucci shirts. So come on, join us and leave your grotty old t-shirts behind. Who knows, you might even start feeling less shit this year! -
MenBeLikeMCServer
Are you tired of being a forever alone player in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where all players are transformed into stunning 10/10 models with irresistible charm. No more worrying about being an ugly 5’10 5/10 with autism, now you can be a 7/10 who will comfort and care for all the jobless manchildren on the server. Join us and find love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond or two! -
AsianWife4Hire Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why, you ask? Because why not?!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, they’re super cute!
3. We have a floating island made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. Need I say more?
4. Our server events include epic battles with giant mutant chickens and dance parties with talking sheep. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find true love with an Asian woman in your country while you’re at it.
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GrandparentGala Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds and wedding drama! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your grandparents and your stepmom, just like in real life! Will you honor your mom by including your grandparents in your wedding, or will you side with your dad and stepmom and risk being called a bridezilla? The choice is yours!
Join now for a chance to walk down the aisle with your virtual family members and create your own outrageous wedding story. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
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AsianInvasion Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where America is filled with Asian people instead of white people! Our server is a hilarious twist on reality where you can explore a land of sushi restaurants on every corner and kung fu battles breaking out in the streets.But that’s not all! Our SMP also features a secret underground society of ninja pandas who are plotting to take over the server with their bamboo weapons. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bamboo-fueled rampage?
With custom plugins like the Fortune Cookie Enchantment that gives you random buffs and debuffs every time you mine a block, and the Dim Sum Dimension where you can feast on endless dumplings, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and experience a world where the American Dream is replaced with the Asian Dream, where fortune cookies hold the key to your destiny, and where pandas are more deadly than creepers. See you in game!
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EuroSisters Crafty Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!Join us for epic adventures with our resident Gay Bear, who will guide you through the craziest challenges and quests you’ve ever seen. Watch out for the rainbow-colored creepers and the fabulous zombies that will try to steal your diamonds!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals. And don’t forget about our exclusive potion brewing class taught by a real-life witch (just kidding, she’s actually a cat in a witch hat).
So why wait? Click that link and join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!
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NoMakeupNoProblem
Welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re tired of real-life drama like awkward dinner parties and family disagreements, then this is the place for you!Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be – whether that’s a masculine lesbian girl who rocks a tomboy style or a fancy dress-wearing makeup enthusiast. The choice is yours!
On our server, there’s no judgment for your fashion choices or your preferences. You can express yourself freely without worrying about being called a “drunk homeless person” by your mom.
So come on in and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and having a great time with our friendly community. Who knows, you might even find a virtual family that accepts you for who you are!
Don’t be an AITA in real life, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity shine!