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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3097 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!