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Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Dokibird Commander

#youtube, archives, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Commander, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, smp, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter, Doki Tummy Edition! This server is filled with laughter, joy, and a heart of gold – just like Doki herself.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for insane heists, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Doki’s YouTube channel is filled with hilarious content, her Twitch streams are a must-watch, and her VODs will have you in stitches.

But that’s not all – we have a secret OP sauce that will give you superpowers in-game (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And don’t forget to check out our Divegrass reentry, where anything goes and the crazier the idea, the better!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure with Doki and her crew. Just remember, no drama allowed – we’re all about having a good time and causing chaos in the best way possible. See you in the game!

DesperateParents Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boundaries, children, Communication, DATING, DesperateParents, family, Grief, Happiness, healing, Loss, love, Marriage, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Therapy, Widow

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of keeping memories alive? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual shrine to your past, just like this guy’s bedroom is to his late wife. We promise not to pressure you into moving on and finding a new partner – we’re all about honoring the past and embracing the present.

Join our server and you’ll feel right at home surrounded by photos, personal items, and even some dog-shaped pillows (we don’t judge). Who needs a new partner when you can have a whole community of players who understand the importance of holding onto memories?

So come on, join us and let’s keep the memory of your past alive together. And hey, if your parents try to pressure you into dating again, just tell them you’re too busy building virtual shrines to your late loved ones. They’ll never see it coming!

IgnorantCraft

Communication Issues, constructive criticism, culturally diverse patients, diagnostic errors, dissatisfaction with care, Feedback, healthcare system, IgnorantCraft, interpreting services, language barriers, low English proficiency, medication complications, nursing student, patient care, patient needs, poc, Privilege, scholarly article, sensitivity, social health determinants, systemic disadvantage

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…unless you’re a block! Join us for a wild ride full of miscommunication and interpreting services that only speak in villager noises.

Our server is so diverse, even the creepers have their own language! Don’t worry about language barriers, just blow up some blocks and call it a day.

Come join us and experience the privilege of being a Minecraft player in a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky Endermen who keep stealing our blocks.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore a world where communication is key, even if it’s just through emotes and TNT explosions. Don’t be like our professor, who couldn’t handle the heat of our multicultural Minecraft world.

Join now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, even if they can’t pronounce “Redstone” correctly.

WorkplaceNSFW – Minecraft SMP

adult content, boundary-pushing, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, Minecraft, NSFW, office, risky behavior, scandalous, smp, taboo, unprofessional, work, workplace behavior, workplace boundaries, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace standards, WorkplaceNSFW

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crops Grown:	8335	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos goes down. We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, hold impromptu strip mining competitions, and even start a full-blown llama rebellion against the oppressive sheep overlords. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things can get NSFW real quick. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

FutureJobCraft

advanced professions, cutting-edge professions, emerging professions, forward-thinking jobs, future jobs, FutureJobCraft, futuristic careers, innovative roles, job trends, modern vocations, next-gen work, niche jobs, non-traditional roles, out-of-the-box careers, specialized fields, strange careers, unconventional jobs, unique occupations, unusual work, upcoming occupations

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with the same old professions? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you the professions of the future!

Join our server and become a professional Virtual Reality Architect, designing the most mind-blowing virtual worlds that will make players question reality itself. Or how about becoming a Quantum Mechanic, manipulating the very fabric of space and time to create epic structures and contraptions that defy the laws of physics?

But wait, there’s more! Become a Crypto Miner and mine for digital currency in the depths of the Minecraft world, making virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Or become a Biohacker and genetically engineer your own Minecraft creatures, creating new species that will dominate the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve with these wacky professions that will soon become a reality!

BlockyButtCureNoSurg

BlockyButtCureNoSurg, cancer care, Cancer management, Cancer prevention, cancer recurrence, Cancer risk management, Cancer surgery, Cancer surgery alternatives, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, colorectal cancer, Medical Treatment, Minimally invasive treatment, non surgical treatment, oncology, Rectal cancer, Rectal cancer treatment, Recurrence risk, surgery, Treatment, tumor recurrence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8760	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Awareness, Community, culture, current events, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Global, indian hate, jewish activity, Mainstream, marginalized groups, MatzahCraft, media coverage, Minecraft, minority rights, Religion, Server, Social Issues, social justice, tolerance

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	5938
Enchantments Applied:	50	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is where Jewish activity is finally going mainstream! That’s right, you can build your very own synagogue and have epic bar mitzvah parties with all your friends!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a crazy storyline where Indian hate is pushed globally, drowning out everything else. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

VisualNovelMaster meets JRPGWarrior in Minecraft SMP

Anime, Characters, COSPLAY, creative writing, crossover, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Gaming, JRPG Characters, JRPGs, JRPGWarrior, Masters, meets, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, servants, smp, storytelling, type moon, video games, Visual Novel Characters, visual novels, VisualNovelMaster

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building dirt huts and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Visual Novel characters as Masters and JRPG characters as Servants, all duking it out in epic battles for supremacy.

Imagine Saber from Fate/stay night teaming up with Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club to take on a horde of creepers. Or how about Kirito from Sword Art Online facing off against Yuri from Tales of Vesperia in a PvP showdown?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Gifts4Grief

America, appreciate, bulky, collect, dusty, expensive, Forgotten, Gesture, Gifts, Gifts4Grief, Happy, leather, mention, mint condition, Phone, sister, Surprise, ungrateful, unnecessary items, Visiting, wallet

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	915
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5864	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Join our Minecraft server and receive a free virtual wallet that you’ll never use just like OP’s real-life situation! Our server is full of surprises, just like A’s unexpected gift-giving skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a use for it in the virtual world where carrying around bulky items is totally acceptable. Plus, if you’re the forgotten one when it comes to gifts, our server will make sure you feel appreciated with endless treasures and surprises. Don’t be like OP, join our server and embrace the wallet life!

PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

anti-depressants, antidepressants, anxiety, coping, depression, emotional health, medication, mental health, mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood, pharmaceuticals, PillPopper420, Prescription, Psychiatry, serotonin, side effects, smp, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	299	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!