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ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Bang, end of the road, eternal farewell, eternal goodbye, Eternity, Farewell, farewell for eternity, farewell forever, farewell to all, final farewell, final goodbye, good bye, goodbye for eternity, goodbye for good, goodbye forever, goodbye to all, Minecraft, never coming back, never see you again, Parting Ways, Server, SHAHAR NO, ShaharCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Shahar, the evil overlord, and his army of zombie chickens. Will you be able to defeat him and save the world from eternal doom? Or will you join forces with Shahar and rule over the land with an iron fist?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the caves. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying pig mount, or a pet dragon to ride into battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. bang

CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

BETRAYAL, biggest croc of shit, CrocodileCraft, Deception, denial, Details, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, healing, Liar, Manipulation, mental health, mental hospital, Recovery, self harm, sex, shitshow, smp, starvation, toxic relationship, Trauma, Truth, Ultimate, understatement

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Farms Harvested:	349
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, ANNOYED, asking, Beach, changing, clothing optional, cover up, dick, expose, Fight, Friend, Kids, Minecraft, Public, push back, Server, swim suit, tie, towel, UNCOMFORTABLE, unreasonable, Waste, WHIP, WhipOutCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!

We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!

NoPantsNoLaundryCraft

awkward encounter, awkward situation, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boundaries, clothing mishap, Communication, Embarrassing moment, friendship, friendship fallout, lack of clothes, laundry mishap, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, NoPantsNoLaundryCraft, party planning, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, social etiquette, spilled salsa, Surprise party

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spilling salsa on yourself leads to wild adventures! Join us for unexpected surprises like getting stranded in your underwear while waiting for your friend to pick you up. Who needs clothes when you have the thrill of uncertainty and awkward encounters?

Explore our server and experience the drama of borrowing clothes without permission, the thrill of being called a creep, and the excitement of missing out on a party because of a wardrobe malfunction.

Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server!

BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging gracefully acceptance, aging gracefully acceptance of mortality, aging gracefully confidence, aging gracefully diet, aging gracefully exercise, aging gracefully experiences, aging gracefully lifestyle, aging gracefully mindset, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully reflections, aging gracefully self-care, aging gracefully self-love, aging gracefully skincare, aging gracefully tips, aging gracefully wisdom, aging process, BoomerGamer, getting older, Minecraft, signs of aging, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore or taming a wolf? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel young again!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Our community is filled with players who refuse to grow up, from grandmas who can out-mine any teenager to grandpas who can build redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

So if you want to turn back the clock and relive your youth, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find the Fountain of Youth hidden deep within our virtual world. Just watch out for the zombie hordes guarding it – they’re grumpier than a toddler who missed naptime.

BoomerCraft: The Aging Adventure

acceptance, Adventure, aging, BoomerCraft, changes, Experience, growth, health, Maturity, Mental, perspective, Physical, PREPARED, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, society, Stereotypes, Truth, unexpected, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mines Excavated:	2082
Undead Armies Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	147	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of aging like a boring old NPC? Well, join our Minecraft server and defy the laws of time and gravity! Our server is equipped with a magical fountain that reverses aging – just take a dip and watch those wrinkles disappear! Say goodbye to arthritis and hello to endless energy as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret potion that grants you the ability to turn back time and relive your glory days. Want to go back to high school and ace that math test? Done. Want to go back to your college days and actually remember what happened at that party? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the fountain of youth like never before. Just be careful not to drink too much of that potion – you might end up stuck in a time loop with your teenage self!

Territory30%GoneLOL

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, land disputes, Military, national security, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political strategy, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, Territory30GoneLOL, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragons Tamed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Items Found:	7194
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.

our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?

Electric Boogaloo 1.21: Creeper Chaos Edition – The Sequel Server – No Square or Curly Things!

{Java IP}, Bedrock Port, Boogaloo, Chaos, Crates, creeper, Curly, Discord Channel, Discord Chatting, Edition, Electric, Geyser, Heads, Help Menu, Homes, Land claiming, live maps, Multi-platform play, Player Warps, player-owned economy, Rtp, Sequel, Server, smp, Square, Tpa, Viaversion, Website

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8073

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants, Custom Monsters
QoL Enhancements	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Player-driven economy with freedom to set prices
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with chat integration
Help Menu	Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance

Links:

Website
Discord Channel
Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port: 25566

Welcome Message:

We eagerly await the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is open to all players.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Players can connect with different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.
How can I participate in the player economy?	Sell items at your chosen price to other players in the community.
Are there special events or rewards for voting?	Yes, players receive rewards like Crate Key and a pinata for voting.
Is there 24/7 help available?	Yes, players can access a custom Help menu for assistance at any time.

CraftyThoughts Minecraft Server

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, consideration, contemplation, contemplative thoughts, CraftyThoughts, critique, Evaluation, girl, judgment, Minecraft, Opinions, Perception, perspective, pondering, Reflection, review, scrutiny, Server, Thoughts, Viewpoint, WOMAN

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Oh honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a magical unicorn paradise where the blocks are made of glitter and the creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the players – they’re all secretly Minecraft wizards who can build entire castles with just a flick of their wand… I mean, pickaxe. So if you want to join a server where pigs fly (literally) and the diamonds are as common as dirt, then this is the place for you. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP: /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd SMP #2168

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Events, Furry, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchat, vrlg, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mines Excavated:	2653

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!