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RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Towns Built:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7482	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6119	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Love Letters Sent:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	3359	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	296	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?