AC Valhalla Ealdorman Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	86
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	922	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
New Chunks Explored:	562385	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5108
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	2178	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Emeralds Found:	7715

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magic Items Found:	8974
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

cutting ties, emotional boundaries, ending friendship, ending toxic friendships, friendship, FriendshipFails, letting go, letting go of toxic friends, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, signs of a bad friendship, smp, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friendships, toxic people, toxic relationships, unhealthy friendships

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	138	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Votes:	4755	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

AfterlifeCraft

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeCraft, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, death, Eternity, Existence, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	7727	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!