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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5152 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 5413 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
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