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EldenCraft Minecraft Server

483322132, Build planner, Character planners, Elden Ring General, Elden Ring patch notes, EldenCraft, ERG, Group password, Interactive map, Latest Patch, Main information document, Mapgenie, Minecraft, Server, spreadsheets, The Lands Between, version 1.12

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9767	Dimension Hops:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Farms Harvested:	639	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes new mobs, weapons, and even a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (watch out for the lava traps though)!

If you’re looking for a server where you can plan out your character’s build down to the last detail, look no further! Our character planners are so advanced, they can predict your next move before you even make it.

And don’t even get us started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft. You’ll never get lost in the Lands Between again!

Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? Yeah, we like to keep things simple around here.

Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!

BlockyParentCare Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, BlockyParentCare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disappointment, family, favoritism, financial struggle, Health Insurance, hurt feelings, irrational, Minecraft, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Siblings, Support, vindictive

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mines Excavated:	1012
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you feel like all your hard work goes unnoticed while your sibling gets all the praise? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can cancel your parents’ health insurance with the click of a button. Take revenge on your successful sibling by building a giant monument in their honor, only to blow it up in spectacular fashion.

Vent your anger in our chat rooms, where you can rant about your family drama and receive virtual hugs from fellow players who understand your pain. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who appreciates you for the awesome Minecraft builder that you are.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the virtual therapy begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft?

GFsSonNameChangeLOL

Agreement, Apology, Arthurian legends, baby names, changing mind, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, FANTASY, Gender Reveal, GFsSonNameChangeLOL, Girlfriend, Mythology, normal names, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, son’s name, unique names

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and witness the epic saga of a guy who hates the name his girlfriend picked for their baby boy. Will they ever come to an agreement? Will the baby be named after a knight of the round table or a normal name like Leon? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends! Plus, we have dragons and unicorns and all that cool fantasy stuff because why not? Join now and be a part of the wildest baby name debate in Minecraft history!

PandemicPocalypse Minecraft Server

2020 pandemic, Minecraft, PandemicPocalypse, ruined birthdays, ruined businesses, ruined celebrations, ruined concerts, ruined economy, ruined education, ruined events, ruined festivals, ruined holidays, ruined jobs, ruined mental health, ruined plans, ruined relationships, ruined restaurants, ruined routines, ruined social gatherings, ruined sports, ruined travel, ruined weddings, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of the 2020 pandemic ruining all your plans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where pandemics don’t exist and the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to flex on the other players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (because who needs real food when you have virtual cookies, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is home to a community of players who are not afraid to admit their weirdest quirks and habits. From building giant statues of their favorite snacks to creating elaborate underground lairs for their pet chickens, our players are always up to something wacky and wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might just discover that everyone’s guilty pleasure is secretly building pixel art of Nicolas Cage’s face!

TrashBalloonCraft Minecraft Server

Airborne Contamination, Balloon Delivery, contamination, Disease, environmental health, health, health risks, infection, international relations, Korea, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean Defectors, PARASITES, Parasitic Infections, Pollution, public health, sanitation, seoul, Server, trash balloons, TrashBalloonCraft, waste management

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mines Excavated:	1956
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we found parasites in north korea’s trash balloons y’all! seoul was like, “omg no way, we gotta tell everyone to join this server to escape the parasites!” so like, come join us and build ur own parasite-free world in minecraft! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before the parasites take over the world! #parasitefreefun #minecraftmadness

CraftyKremlinConsequences

Conflict Resolution, consequences, CraftyKremlinConsequences, Crimea, Crimea annexation, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kremlin, Military Action, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strike, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and warn the US of consequences if they try to mess with our epic crimea strike! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner russian spy and take down your enemies with a vodka bottle! join now or putin will personally come to your house and challenge you to a dance-off! #russianspy #putindancebattle #crimeastrike

CraftyPhysicsFunCraft

applied physics, budget restrictions, constraints, CraftyPhysicsFunCraft, Engineering, engineering challenges, financial constraints, Math, mathematical principles, Mathematics, MONEY, physical limitations, physics engineering, PHYSICS., real-world applications, Reality, Science, scientific boundaries, Technology, theoretical physics

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Emeralds Found:	3324	Ores Mined:	6168
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where physics don’t exist and engineering is just a free-for-all of craziness! You can build a house out of floating blocks or create a roller coaster that defies gravity! Who needs math when you have unlimited creativity and no pesky limits of reality holding you back? Join now and let your wildest engineering dreams run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you diamonds for bacon. It’s a win-win situation, dude. So come on, join the madness and let’s break all the rules together!

BabyBoomCraft

abortion ban, BabyBoomCraft, controversial, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Impact, infant deaths, JAMA Pediatrics, legislation, maternal health, newborn deaths, public health, reproductive rights, research, Social Issues, statistics, study, texas, unexpected increase, united states, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	291	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Votes:	4547
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Items Found:	8298	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!

GooHub

Community, Enjoyable, GooHub, Homes, Items, Land plots, Minecraft, Plots, Plugins, proximity voicechat, Quality of Life Commands, Rtp, Server, Server growth, Shops, Simple voicechat mod, smp, strong community, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

GooHub is a brand-new server created to be a fun and enjoyable server with a strong community. This is an SMP server with some plugins that feature warps/homes, tpa and much more! We have a shops area that you can buy plots and sell your items. Our feature list is as follows:

– Optional Proximity Voicechat, using the Simple Voicechat Mod! – Warps/Homes, Tpa’s, RTP and many other quality of life commands! – A shops warp to buy land plots and sell your items! – And many more features to come as the server matures!

Consider joining us and watch this server grow!

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