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EgoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	9055
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of normies making everything about themselves, even your own suicide? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can dopaminemaxx and oxytocinmaxx without any judgment! We have a community of players who understand the struggles of life and are here to support you through it all. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel better than any hugboxing from strangers. So come join us and live out of spite against those pesky normies!

LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?

Our server is so immersive that you’ll swear you’re the one mining those diamonds and slaying those creepers. Plus, our players are so skilled and entertaining that you won’t even miss playing yourself. Trust us, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players navigate through the world, build incredible structures, and survive the toughest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

So why waste your time actually playing Minecraft when you can join our server and watch the action unfold before your very eyes? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more pickaxes and exploding TNT. Join now for the best spectator experience of your life!

CraftyClocks

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

SisCraft: Chat & Play

American psycho, Bond, Character, Chat, Communication, comparison, Connection, Conversation, family, growth, Identity, Movie, patrick bateman, phone call, Play, recognition, Reflection, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sharing, SisCraft, sister

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ores Mined:	7477	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mines Excavated:	4633	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

Anime, Character development, comedy, comedy of errors, creative process, Daily Life, eccentric characters, goals, harem, Hidden Secrets, imouto, Imouto sae Ireba ii, light novel, otaku culture, peculiarities, perfectionism, personal growth, romance, sibling love, sibling relationships, SisConCraft, slice of life, storytelling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
New Chunks Explored:	133223	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9741	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

acceptance, belonging, Chaos, citizenship rights, coping, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, GlitchCraft, Identity, immigration, integration, Japanese citizenship, MinecraftMadness, Multiculturalism, Nationality, racism, saars, Sarrs, SEAniggers, SEAninjas, Side, Social Issues, Stereotypes, student ID card, Thrive, tolerance, Trolls

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3641
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	536362
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	4980
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3153	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!