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LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5734
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4577	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1328
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	1644
Void Armor Forged:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2283
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crops Grown:	2044	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Towns Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7214	Enchantments Applied:	212

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

CraftyCalendarCrafters

busy schedule, Communication, Conflict, CraftyCalendarCrafters, disagreement, family activities, family calendar, family dynamics, family life, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, Memory, organization, parenting, Planning, relationship, Scheduling, Spouse, Time management, Wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ores Mined:	2737
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2018	Emeralds Found:	3434
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of constantly forgetting important events and appointments because your spouse refuses to use a family calendar? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can create virtual calendars to keep track of all your family’s activities, from soccer practice to dentist appointments. Plus, you can build a virtual replica of your house and show your spouse just how organized and on top of things you can be. Who needs a family calendar when you have a Minecraft server? Join now and never miss a beat (or a block) again!