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TV-Free MineServer

#mineserver, Apology, City Living, common area, Communication, compromise, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, financial responsibility, Happy, income, MONEY, Netflix, one screen, refusing to pay, Rent, roommates, selfish, tv shows, tv subscription, TVFree, Upgrade

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	New Chunks Explored:	974633
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle roommate disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players fight over who gets to control the TV in the common area. Will you be the one to upgrade the Netflix subscription and bring peace to the household, or will you be the one labeled as the TV hog?

Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!

HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mines Excavated:	1430	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Animals Bred:	99
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!