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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4962 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4510 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.