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Virginity Lost in Blocky Land

“Youth, advice, Communication, empowerment, Experience, growth, hindsight, Intimacy, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, perspective, regrets, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Sexuality, VIRGINITY, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make losing your virginity look like child’s play! Our server is so exhilarating, it’ll make you wish you had listened to our advice before getting immersed in the virtual world of blocks and cows. With epic adventures and crazy challenges waiting for you at every turn, you’ll forget all about that awkward moment from your past. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

Bimmalord Server

Bimmalord Server, Chest Shop, Crates, Custom Enchants, Daily Rewards, Economy, Items, Join, Keys, Minecraft, multiplayer, NL, Players, Rewards, Server, Server Shop, Spawners, Survival, Trading

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Runes Activated:	0
Enchantments Applied:	149	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Bimmalord Server This is a Multiplayer Survival Server!

We have 3 different economy systems. You can create a chest shop to buy or sell items from other players. Server Shop what you can use for Buying/Selling items. Custom Enchants. (NOT PvP related) Create your own spawners by using a spawn egg what you can get in the game. Daily Rewards System Key’s to open Crates. Trading with other people. And more….

LANGUAGE: NL If you like to join? We see you on the Server from Bimmalord!

play.bimmalord.nl:25755

Crafty AF

200 pbtid china hate spam threads, alex ford, all for free, Be me, billions of chinese live in my head rent free., black sheep of the family, Crafty, each moment of my life is spent seething about china, get kicked out of china for being a fag, girl in pic refuses to fuck me, meacham, No Kids, raised by freemasons, spend the next decade spamming, teach english in china, unmarried

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	714

Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

DartCraft: Where even projectiles question their athleticism!

athlete, athleticism, Championship, Competition, dart player, dartcraft, darts, Dedication, Focus, Game, hand-eye coordination, player, Practice, Precision, PROFESSIONAL, projectiles, question.., skill, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, Tournament, Training

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	70
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where darts are actually athletes! That’s right, our server is home to a whole community of competitive dart players who have taken their skills to the virtual world. Watch out for flying darts as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and try not to get hit!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. You never know when one of these sneaky fowls will swoop in and steal your precious loot!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and give you a good laugh, come join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, darts are athletes too!

Blocky Celeb PrezCraft

Campaign, Candidate, Celebrity, celebrity culture, election, FAMOUS, Government, influential, leadership, Media, non-political, Popular, Potential, power, president, public figure, public opinion, QUALIFIED, Role Model, Support

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like no other – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a ninja warrior, and a secret cave that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the one and only Potato King, a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated an army of creepers armed only with a baked potato! Rumor has it he’s training a team of dancing llamas to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re very friendly (as long as you have carrots to feed them).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun!

EmpCraft

1.20.6, Active, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, EmpCraft, Explore, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Smpserves, Smpsurvivalserver, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Crops Grown:	8655
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

New SMP server running on 1.20.6, as of right now its only survival but i do plan on adding more things to do on the server but please consider dropping by and trying it out! 😀

empcraft.minecra.fr:25572

Zany Zen Zone

Anby Character Demo, app store, Billy Character Demo, celebrate, epic store, google play, independence day, Koleda Character Teaser, Lycaon Character Demo, Nekomata Character Demo, Nicole Character Demo, Official Twitter Account, Platforms, Pre-Registrations, PS5, release date, Stock Up Web Event, Style Edition, Trailer, Website, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Farms Harvested:	278

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to celebrate Independence Day in style with our upcoming server! We’ve already had over 35 million pre-registrations because people just can’t wait to join the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Pre-register now for Zenless Zone Zero and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our “Stock Up” web event is now live, so you can start stocking up on all the crazy items you’ll need for your adventure.

Mark your calendars for July 4th, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins on our server. You can play on Epic Store, App Store, Google Play, and even on PS5. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Check out our trailer and character demos to get a taste of what’s to come. From the wolfishly charming Lycaon to the mischievous Nekomata, there’s a character for everyone. And let’s not forget about Koleda, who is so mysterious we can’t even show you a full demo yet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions. See you on July 4th!

CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

100x gem, 70K, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, Buying, CraftyCoin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, finance, future prospects, growth, Investment, market, Mining, opportunities, Potential, Profitable, PROFITS, speculation, Trading, trends

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Meteorites Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Infinite Cobblestone

Backup Plan, backup supplies, clutter, collecting habits, contingency items, contingency plan, emergency supplies, excess belongings, hoarder tendencies, home inventory, home items, household items, just in case, just in case mentality, never gonna use, preparedness, safety net, storage solutions, unnecessary items, unused items

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ores Mined:	2885	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	191
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

Prepare for war

alliances, Armies, civilization building, Community, Conquest, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diplomacy, domain expansion, Economy, Geopolitics, leadership, Lore, multiplayer, Nation building, nation simulations, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, WARFARE, world lore

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

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