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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2015	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Star Shards Collected:	72	Votes:	1349
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Star Shards Collected:	132
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	10

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchantments Applied:	176	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Emeralds Found:	4092
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Potions Brewed:	188	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	6000	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mines Excavated:	4153	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!