BoomerBlocker2021

aita, BoomerBlocker2021, Buying, decision, desert, Distance, East Coast, elderly parents, family, Guilt, home, Impact, Kids, Moving, partner, retirement community, Sell, Siblings, snowbirds, Summers, west coast

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of the brutal desert summers and want to escape to a more temperate climate? Join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world where you can build your dream home on the east coast, without the hassle of actually moving!

We have a unique community of players, including snowbird parents who decided to buy a second home near their kids and ended up falling in love with the retirement community nearby. Who knew virtual real estate could bring families closer together?

Don’t worry about leaving your elderly parents behind, because on our server, they can teleport to your virtual neighborhood and spend time with their grandkids anytime they want. Plus, with just a 6-hour drive (or a quick teleport) to visit in person, you’ll never feel like an AITA for moving away.

So come join us and start building your new life on the east coast, where the only thing brutal is the competition to create the most epic Minecraft creations!

NotMyCelebCrush – Minecraft SMP

attractive, Baffling, beauty standards, celebrity crush, controversial, famous person, Hollywood, Media, Minecraft, NotMyCelebCrush, opinion, perplexing, Popular, Preferences, public figure, puzzling, smp, society, Subjective, trend, Unattractive, Unexplainable

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	2915
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of legendary Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds and creepers. But this land was no ordinary land, it was our insane Minecraft SMP! Here, you can build the craziest structures, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures waiting to be discovered.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraftMistakes

childhood memories, childhood mistakes, growing up, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, immature behavior, KidCraftMistakes, learning from past, lessons learned, looking back, maturing, mistakes as a child, past actions, personal growth, reflecting on past, reflecting on youth, regretful actions, regretful behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	318	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Remember that time you accidentally flooded your friend’s Minecraft house with a million buckets of water? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our server, we encourage that kind of chaos! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and pure mayhem. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft mischief maker!

BorderBlockz

border, BorderBlockz, China, Chinese influence, Communication, cross-border issues, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, Government, international relations, North Korea, North Korean government, objection, political disagreement, rare break, regional dynamics, security concerns, Technology, telecommunications infrastructure, Telecoms

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.

plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!

Get Lost in Astros Reach SMP – Where two things are certain: chaos and creepers!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ores Mined:	6309	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

✨ Astros Reach – Minecraft Server

About Us:

Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year! We are a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. Join our tight-knit community and share your love of the game with us.

Features:

Features	Description
Long-term vanilla world	Regularly maintained and expanded by players
Free community-use creative world	Express your creativity in a collaborative world
Weekly and monthly events	Engage in fun events with the community
Helpful community	Knowledgeable players and staff for support
Vanilla Minecraft focus	Emphasis on pure gameplay experience

Vanilla World Info:

Server Version: 1.21
No world-border
Various recipe add-ons
High-end hardware for lag-free experience

How to Join:

To join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Must have a microphone.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ

Q: What is Astros Reach?

A: Astros Reach is a community-oriented SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a long-term vanilla experience.

Q: How do I join Astros Reach?

A: Join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only. Must have a microphone.

Q: What features does Astros Reach offer?

A: Astros Reach offers a long-term vanilla world, free creative world, weekly/monthly events, helpful community, and staff support.

ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Shahar, the evil overlord, and his army of zombie chickens. Will you be able to defeat him and save the world from eternal doom? Or will you join forces with Shahar and rule over the land with an iron fist?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the caves. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying pig mount, or a pet dragon to ride into battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. bang

CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

BETRAYAL, biggest croc of shit, CrocodileCraft, Deception, denial, Details, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, healing, Liar, Manipulation, mental health, mental hospital, Recovery, self harm, sex, shitshow, smp, starvation, toxic relationship, Trauma, Truth, Ultimate, understatement

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Towns Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, ANNOYED, asking, Beach, changing, clothing optional, cover up, dick, expose, Fight, Friend, Kids, Minecraft, Public, push back, Server, swim suit, tie, towel, UNCOMFORTABLE, unreasonable, Waste, WHIP, WhipOutCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!

We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!

NoPantsNoLaundryCraft

awkward encounter, awkward situation, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boundaries, clothing mishap, Communication, Embarrassing moment, friendship, friendship fallout, lack of clothes, laundry mishap, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, NoPantsNoLaundryCraft, party planning, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, social etiquette, spilled salsa, Surprise party

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spilling salsa on yourself leads to wild adventures! Join us for unexpected surprises like getting stranded in your underwear while waiting for your friend to pick you up. Who needs clothes when you have the thrill of uncertainty and awkward encounters?

Explore our server and experience the drama of borrowing clothes without permission, the thrill of being called a creep, and the excitement of missing out on a party because of a wardrobe malfunction.

Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server!

BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore or taming a wolf? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel young again!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Our community is filled with players who refuse to grow up, from grandmas who can out-mine any teenager to grandpas who can build redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

So if you want to turn back the clock and relive your youth, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find the Fountain of Youth hidden deep within our virtual world. Just watch out for the zombie hordes guarding it – they’re grumpier than a toddler who missed naptime.

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