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LifeHacksMC SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This SMP is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, man.

Join our server and you’ll be living the high life, building epic castles and battling dragons with your besties. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties at spawn, we’ve got DJ Villagers spinning sick beats all night long.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret society of llamas who control the economy, trading emeralds for enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Join our SMP and live your best blocky life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeashCraft: No More Baby Leashes!

baby, baby leashes, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child freedom, child independence, Child Psychology, child restraint, child restraints, child safety, child safety devices, child safety measures, child safety precautions, child supervision, controversial parenting, LeashCraft, leashes, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, public opinion, social norms

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of being leashed like a baby in public? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam free like a wild child! No more restrictions, just pure unadulterated freedom to explore, build, and conquer!

Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Who needs a baby leash when you have the whole Minecraft world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to the days of being tethered like a toddler and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join our server now and let your inner child run wild!

NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol control, alcohol distribution, alcohol embargo, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol regulations, alcohol removal, alcohol restrictions, alcohol sales, alcohol trade, Allowed, booze, Canadian alcohol, government directive, liquor store, North American alcohol, Nova Scotia Liquor Corporation, NovaCraft, Server, store shelves, TUESDAY, U.S. alcohol

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!

that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!

why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

RedStateLiquorBanCraft

alcohol, B.C, Ban, Canada, countermeasures, Economy, Exports, Government, Imports, international relations, North America, Political, PREMIER, red-state liquor, RedStateLiquorBanCraft, restrictions, RETALIATION, trade agreements, trade war, U.S. tariffs, united states

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Potions Brewed:	121	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Void Armor Forged:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.

seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Canopy

16+, armor stands, campground, CANOPY, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Farms, hard mode, Invisible item frames, land protecting, mobhead drops, new hats, new map, Paper, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, Teleport, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Buildings Constructed:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Server Name	CanopyMC
Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like, Vanilla
Server Version	1.21.0
Server Mode	Hard Mode Survival

Overview:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation. We host fun events each week and offer a soft border, semi-vanilla experience, dynamic map, new hats, datapacks, and more for our players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us by connecting to the server IP: canopymc.net or by joining our Discord server at https://canopymc.net/discord

Q: What is the average age of players on the server?

A: The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

Q: What plugins do you have on the server?

A: We only have plugins for moderation purposes and to enhance the vanilla experience. We do not have plugins that alter vanilla mechanics or provide teleportation abilities.

Q: What type of events do you host?

A: We typically host fun events each week for our players to enjoy and participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the soft border?

A: Yes, you can explore beyond the soft border, but keep in mind that everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there community builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have community builds including a shopping mall, campground, farms, and more for players to collaborate on.

Q: What is included in the datapacks on the server?

A: Our datapacks include features such as Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I view everyone’s builds in real time?

A: You can view the dynamic map of the server at https://canopymc.net/map

Day of Retarded Country 1.21.1

1.21.1, Country, Day, retarded

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the madness of this messed up world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like the chaos in your country! It’s a total shitshow, but in a fun way, you know? Plus, our players are as crazy as the politicians in your government, so you’ll fit right in! Join us and let’s push some virtual shit together, bro!

Gifts & Giggles Minecraft Server

avoidance, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional connection, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, ghosting, gift giving, Gifts, giggles, hookup, letting go, Minecraft, mixed signals, moving on, one sided relationship, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationships, Self Respect, Server, Trauma

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ores Mined:	3728	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Just like the intense relationship in this story, our server will have you feeling all the feels. From deep emotional connections to sudden betrayals, you’ll never know what to expect next.

And just like the protagonist in this tale, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you give in to the drama or rise above it like a true blocky hero?

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

DebtFreeCraft

budgeting, DEBT, DebtFreeCraft, family, family dynamics, Family Support, financial advisor, financial freedom, financial habits, financial help, financial responsibility, financial struggle, gambling problem, Guilt, paycheck to paycheck, personal finance, selfish, sibling, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	882	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	175
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial freedom and not bailing out your brother’s gambling debts! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and crazy adventures.

Reasons to join: – No obligation to help family members with their financial woes – Budgeting and financial advice available in-game – Build your dream virtual world without worrying about real-life debt

Join us now and escape the drama of family financial disputes! Who needs real money problems when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll!

TouchyMen Minecraft SMP

Affection, back rubs, Bonding, Communication, Cuddling, DATING, emotional connection, hand holding, holding hands, Hugging, Intimacy, Kissing, long-term relationships, love language, massages, Men, Minecraft, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, TouchyMen, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).

MineCraftLoveCraft

Commitment, compatibility, Connection, deep connection, destiny, forever.., Happiness, intuition, Life Partner, long term, love, Marriage, MineCraftLoveCraft, Partnership, relationships, Significant Other, signs, soulmate, special bond, true love, Trust

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7038
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of endlessly searching for “the one” in Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate matchmaker!

Join us and you’ll know you’ve found “the one” when you stumble upon a rare enchanted diamond pickaxe that whispers sweet nothings to you as you mine. Or maybe it’s when you come across a village of friendly villagers who all want to be your best friend and shower you with gifts.

But the real sign that you’ve found “the one” on our server is when you meet a mysterious player who turns out to be a secret Minecraft mastermind, guiding you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and friendship.

So why waste time on other servers when you can find true love and adventure on ours? Join now and let the quest for “the one” begin!