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Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	303
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3111
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4666
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Votes:	7246
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Votes:	2811
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	7820
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3285
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8354
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Votes:	8093
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	192
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Towns Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Emeralds Found:	1710
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mines Excavated:	3057	Dragon Eggs Found:	2350
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Divine Spears Created:	25

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5135	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	101630
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!