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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9995 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!