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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9872 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!
one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.
if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
