NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Emeralds Found:	8227	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

aggression, Attack, Border dispute, Canada, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, weapons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	5426	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CannaCraftFunLand

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, CannaCraftFunLand, Chronic pain, Drugs, eastern europe, enters into force, Government, Healthcare, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, medical cannabis, Patients, pharmaceuticals, policy, Prescription, regulations, Treatment, Ukraine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

16 million light-years, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, celestial bodies, cosmic distances, cosmic events, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, distant quasar, galactic evolution, Galaxy, galaxy formation, interstellar space, QuasarCraft, Shut down, Shutdown, space exploration, Star Formation, Universe, vicinity

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2059	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Towns Built:	9	Animals Bred:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

Chest Shops, combined, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, diamonds, ELYTRA, Enderdragon, germany, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron nuggets, MEGABASES, NVMe SSD, Older, Paper Server, Player Trading, Players, Server26, silent mobs, Skills, smp, Vanilla, villager trades

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

Features:

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
Lots of public farms

Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.

FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?: A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.
Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?: A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?: A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.
Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?: A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.
Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?: A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

ShibaCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Comic, dumping, FANTASY, graphic novel, Hero, japanese manga, Manga, manga artist, Minecraft, New Release, OneShot, raws, Save The World, Server, ShibaCraft, Shibata Kouhei, Supernatural, The reason I save the world, world-saving, yuri genre, Yuri Hime

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

GlassGrudge Minecraft Server

GlassGrudge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	7178
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1586
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re unloading a dishwasher in slow motion.

Join us and experience the high-stakes, mentally engaging task of building your own world in Minecraft. Just like the handle of that mug snapped clean off, your mind will be blown by the endless possibilities on our server.

Not a clumsy person? No problem! Even the most elite-level players can find a challenge on our server. And if you’re looking for some sweet revenge like in this story, we’ve got plenty of opportunities for playful mischief.

So come on over and join us, where breaking dishes is just the beginning of the fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself squirming with excitement like our friend in this tale. See you in the game!

CraftyStepSisNoSorry

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyStepSisNoSorry, Emotional healing, emotional response, Emotional support, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family tensions, infertility, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, self-care, sensitivity, step-family, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with emotional rollercoasters and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.

Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!

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