🔥A certain man Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Animals Bred:	97

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

age of AIwaifus, AI revolution, Artificial Intelligence, breaking barriers, CraftyFam, destroy gender roles, embracing diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, future technology, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender Fluidity, gender neutrality, gender stereotypes, inclusive society, Minecraft, progressive mindset, Server, societal norms, we can all be like this

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, come join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and destroy gender roles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of AIwaifus show up and challenge you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep all the diamonds you find. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be doing the Macarena for the rest of eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s show the world that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life where we can all be like this.

NoobTechPro in Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Backpack, basics, Beginner, Computer, cybersecurity, Digital, Files, Homeless, IRS, jockey, learning, Minecraft, NEWB, Nomad, Non-Existent, NoobTechPro, privacy, Schizo, smp, starting out, Tech, Technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crops Grown:	9672	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in the world of tech? Do you dream of living off the grid, evading the IRS like a pro? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a homeless schizo tech jockey, living out of a virtual backpack and mastering the art of file creation on your computer. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back. Just make sure to wait a while before making a thread, because things can get pretty wild around here!

MommaBearSwimBan

AITAH, anxiety, aunt, Boundaries, child care, Communication, DAUGHTER, family member, hot weather, husband, medication, MommaBearSwimBan, mother-in-law, overreacting, parenting, pool safety, postpartum depression, Safety concerns, swimming, texas, Trust

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Animals Bred:	72	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Texas in the summer? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the scorching heat outside.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?

And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!

CraftyCrafterz

Advancements, best invention, breakthroughs, Civilization, Communication, CraftyCrafterz, creativity, Development, discoveries, Evolution, Healthcare, History, human invention, innovation, intelligence, modern world, progress, society, Technology, Tools, Transportation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crops Grown:	3402
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

The best human invention to date is definitely our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was created by a group of magical unicorns who wanted to bring joy and laughter to all Minecraft players. They sprinkled it with pixie dust and rainbow sparkles, making it the most epic and fun server in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of jelly beans? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the magic begin!

CraftyCreeperProtests

activism, Anti Israel protests, anti-semitism, Canada, Conflict, CraftyCreeperProtests, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Experts, foreign influence, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Politics, Propaganda, protest movements, Warning

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIT AF! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA!

BUT DAT’S NOT ALL, WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE DIAMOND ARMOR THAT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS LIKE SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES?

PLUS, WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR AND A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT GRANTS WISHES TO ALL WHO PET ITS RAINBOW MANE!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER FULL OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS AND WACKY ADVENTURES, THEN COME ON DOWN! JUST BEWARE OF THE EVIL LLAMA KING WHO RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST…AND A FLUFFY LLAMA HAT!

Chainsaw Games Network

BLEPS, bow PVP game, Chainsaw Games Network, Community, Duel TNT, free, INVISIBLE, Minecraft, new gamemode, Original Gamemodes, PVP game mode, realms minigames, Rogues 2, Survival, tnt spleef

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

The only Network hosting these 100% original gamemodes! Come join the community going over 10 years strong.

Meet ChainsawNinja and Co. on our official server 😋

Play the classic Realms Minigames on a server with your friends! We have supported these games on Realms for a decade, and now we bring them to you for free to enjoy with our entire community.

Our currently supported modes:

BLEPS: our new instant-kill bow PVP game. Customize your experience to create wacky game modes or form a team to compete with the best in the world!

Duel TNT: a game with 8 years of updates and an active tournament community. The premier class-based tnt spleef experience.

Rogues 2: are you brave enough to play the notoriously difficult PVP game mode? Only one little catch, you are invisible when you don’t move 😉

More to come…

ALL NEW GAMEMODE

Chainsaw Games Network Minecraft Server

chainsaw.games

FunnyMC: No Vanilla Ice, Just Pure Fusion Fun!

Active players, calledabyss, Community, Discord, eligibility, Fun, FunnyMC, Fusion, fusionmc, gameplay, Ice, Ip:, Join, Private, Pure, questions, report system, rules, semi anarchy, server hosting, smooth gameplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Overview of FusionMC Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Community	Super friendly and engaging
Active Players	10+
Server Hosting	Super expensive for smooth gameplay
Reporting System	Report rulebreakers via Discord
Joining Process	Add “calledabyss” on Discord for whitelist
Server IP	play.fusionprivate.com
Whitelist Requirement	Whitelisted players only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join FusionMC?

A: Add “calledabyss” on Discord, answer some questions, and get whitelisted to join the server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on FusionMC.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found on Discord or by asking a moderator in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report rulebreakers by contacting a moderator or using the reporting system on Discord.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: FusionMC is semi-anarchy, so there are minimal restrictions on building and gameplay. However, be respectful of other players and follow the server rules.

“CraftyTranime” Minecraft Server

A, Anime, bullshit, common, Community, controversial, CraftyTranime, discussion, increasing, internet culture, Legitimate, long tail tag, Minecraft, online poll, opinion, Opinion poll, Server, Strawpoll, tourist cancer, tranime, trend, Vote, Word

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tranime Diamond, rumored to grant players the power to turn into their favorite anime character in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Tranime Ender Dragon, a creature so powerful and majestic that even the most seasoned players tremble at the thought of facing it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mighty beast and claim its treasure for yourself?

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy and colorful as you are, then you’ve come to the right place! Our players are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure, so you’ll never be bored with us around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

SMP Squad Goals: Hanging with the Block Party – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, BLOCK, Body language, Communication, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, forgetting names, friendship, goals, group dynamics, group of people, guy likes me, Hanging, hanging out, Minecraft, mixed signals, Party, peer pressure, relationships, smp, social circles, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, socializing, socially friends, squad

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ores Mined:	3043
Magic Items Found:	3393	Alien Abductions:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most awkward and hilarious moments with a group of players! We have a guy who likes you in the group, but he’s too shy to admit it. One time, we were all hanging out and you looked at him and loudly said, “Sorry, I keep forgetting your name.” He blushed so hard, it was priceless! Who knows what other crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness some epic social interactions and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

BabyBlockRent

baby, BabyBlockRent, bills, childhood trauma, Commitment, Contribution, Divorce, family, fear, intact family, Marriage, maternity leave, MONEY, Mortgage, parents, POVERTY, relationship, support system, Therapy, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: a player (41M) and his fiancée (34F) have been together for 8 years, engaged for 6, and just had their first Minecraft baby together. But wait, there’s more! Her parents’ Minecraft house burned down, her Minecraft mom abandoned her, and now she’s terrified of commitment because of the “power and control” it would give her partner. Can they work through their issues and build a happy Minecraft family together? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! With a baby on the way and trust issues galore, tensions are running high in this Minecraft household. Will the fiancée start contributing to the mortgage and bills, or will she continue to live rent-free in her partner’s Minecraft world? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server, where every decision could make or break their Minecraft relationship.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never experience anything like it anywhere else. From unexpected plot twists to heated arguments over virtual money, this server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos firsthand – join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!