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Blocky Builders Brigade – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities.

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and talking trees who are always ready to lend a hand or cast a spell to help you on your Minecraft journey.

4. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of hearted players to enter. Are you pure of heart? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the blocks take you!

AztecDeathWhistleCraft – Where we blow whistles and mess with your mind!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3884	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Aztec warrior and scare the living daylights out of normies with your death whistle at night. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they run for their lives while you laugh maniacally in the darkness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who control the economy with their vast potato farms. Join them in their quest for world domination and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opening songs? Well, look no further because we have a leaked opening song that will blow your mind! It’s so epic that it will make you question reality itself. Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where the opening song is the key to unlocking secret powers and hidden treasures. Who knows what mysteries lie within this mystical melody? Join us now and be prepared to have your mind blown!

Crafty Country Chaos: Where the World is Your Oyster…or Creeper!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of the real world and its never-ending drama? Do you just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Pixelated Paradise: Where Ugly Blocks Become Beautiful Art

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will tickle your fancy and make you question why other game developers have lost their minds? Look no further! Our server boasts the most aesthetically pleasing style that is almost never used in this day and age. Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	166	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!