9mm pistol Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Blocky Banter Brigade

banter, blocky, Brigade, Communication, Connection, Country, culture, current events, debate, discussion, dynamics, family, Group Chat, ignore, Messaging, Opinions, Political, relationships, RELATIVES, Social, society, Technology, whatsapp group

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of being ignored in your family WhatsApp group when you drop some spicy political takes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all your crazy conspiracy theories and outlandish opinions! Join us and be the king of the chat as you regale us with tales of lizard people and government cover-ups. Who needs real-life drama when you can stir up trouble in a virtual world? Join now and be the center of attention for all the wrong reasons!

CraftyCreeperz: DMCAsaurus Rex Edition

Anycolor, ar live, artists, CONTENT, Copyright, CraftyCreeperz, Creators, dmca, DMCAsaurus, Edition, enforcement, Guidelines, Images, Infringement, intellectual property, Legal, NijianjiEN, ONLINE, Protection, rex, social media, takedown, twitter, VIOLATION

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we have epic battles, crazy builds, and even a secret underground lair where players can battle it out for ultimate supremacy. But beware, our server has a strict no-image-posting policy – we’ve had to start DMCAing Twitter users who dare to share images from the NijianjiEN’s AR Live. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our admin team – they’re like ninjas, but with ban hammers instead of swords. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Anycolor!

Crafty Souls: The Ultimate Action-Packed MMO Minecraft Server!

action combat, action RPG, action-packed, ActionPacked, Adventure, classic fantasy, combat system, Crafty, dark souls, Dmc, Epic battles, fantasy setting, Hack and Slash, hack and slash games, japanese, japanese games, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, mmos, multiplayer, Online Games, role playing games, Server, shangri-la frontier, Souls, Ultimate

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3001	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Dark Souls and Devil May Cry on steroids! Get ready for some intense action combat that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a unique Japanese-inspired theme that will transport you to a fantasy world like no other. Picture yourself battling epic monsters with samurai swords and ninja skills, all while exploring mystical landscapes straight out of a Shangri La Frontier dream.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of MMOs like never before. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can have a wild adventure like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of a little excitement, that is).

KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Animals Bred:	110
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1669
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, consequences, criminal charges, EXECUTION, Geneva Convention, Hague, HagueCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, international court, international law, Justice, justice system, Legal System, meets, pixelated, political leaders, punishment, trial, tribunal, united nations, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, world leaders

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

Anycolor, Billions, boj, central bank, consequences, cover, Currency, disappear, Economy, erased, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Impact, Japan, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Market Cap, market volatility, monetary policy, pixels, stock market, yen

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

adaptation, Adventure, best, crying, discussion, emotional, fallout 3, Father, high rating, honest thoughts, ign, INTENSE, intense show, last of us, lava, loops, Lucy, Lucys, Mix, mobs, moms, Mother, Rollercoaster, shills, tv show, video game

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	700
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!