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LeakyBlackMythReviewsMC-SMP

25 hours long, 50 transformations, 8.5/10, Boring, Cinematics, devil may cry, English Dub, Game, goty, graphics, Leaks.., LeakyBlackMythReviewsMCSMP, main story, Real Black Myth Reviews, serviceable, Skill Tree, Small, souls fans, stutters

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the main story is a whopping 25 hours long – that’s longer than it takes for a creeper to explode in your face!

But wait, there’s more! We have over 50 transformations that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. And if you think the game gets boring without these transformations, just wait until you see our small skill tree – it’s so small, it makes a baby chicken look like a giant!

Our game may stutter a bit, but that just adds to the challenge – it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode! And don’t even get me started on our cinematics – they’re so good, you’ll be scratching your head trying to follow along like a confused villager.

And if you’re a souls fan, you’ll find our game a walk in the park – literally, because we have a beautiful park in our server that you can stroll through while admiring the stunning graphics. One reviewer even said our game plays more like Devil May Cry, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a game that’s good enough to run for Game of the Year – one reviewer even gave it an 8.5/10, which is higher than the number of diamonds you’ll find in a mineshaft!

MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server

assisted living, Boundaries, caregiving, children, cleanliness, Cleanup, CREW, Decision making, family, family dynamics, health, hygiene, mental health, MIL, Minecraft, obesity, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.

BrothersNotInvitedLOL

adoption, Biological, Boundaries, brotherhood, BrothersNotInvitedLOL, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, family rift, Family tree, HEARTBREAK, parents, setting boundaries, Siblings, standing up for myself, Support, support system, Trauma, uninvited, Wedding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	822791	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

AttractiveCraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveCraft, Behavior, Body language, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Etiquette, fashion sense, grace, Grooming, hygiene, Manners, Personality, positive attitude, self improvement, self-care, smp, Social Skills, Style, Unattractive

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

bewildering, BIZARRE, CraftyMysteryLand, eerie, Enigmatic, first-hand, Inexplicable, inexplicable events, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, witnessed

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	77

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

Beirut, Beirut news, blockcraft, Conflict, Crisis, evacuating, evacuation, evacuation plan, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah news, Lebanese politics, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, Report, security threat, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Towns Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	4271	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Votes:	824	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

spacemonkeys.world