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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2497 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.
plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.
so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!
