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Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Even Creepers Get Lucky

Adventures, ass-fucked, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, confusion, CREEPERS, desire, Experience, Exploration, Guilt, Humiliation, Lucky, Lust, married man, Pleasure, regret, ruined, secrecy, self reflection, sexual encounter, shame, sucking off, taboo, weird

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Potions Brewed:	152

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life woes and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and building like you’ve never seen before. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those awkward encounters with married men – unless, of course, you want to recreate them in pixelated form!

With our endless possibilities for fun and laughter, you’ll never feel ruined again. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just leave the real-life drama at the door!

Steve’s Love Triangle

adorable, artstyle, Characters, comedy, Crush, cute, Drama, friendship, funny, high school, hilarious, Jealousy, love, Manga, manga series, My Crush’s Crush, relationships, romance, school life, slice of life, Steves, teenage love, Triangle

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Votes:	5887	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you ready to dive into a world of absolute madness and chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle zombie llamas and creeper unicorns, and build your very own diamond-encrusted castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary pixelated ninja warriors who will teach you their secret techniques and help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flying pig who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

armies of darkness, Castle, casuals, chain-gang, CHANGE, codes, FIX, harem, Henchmen, igors, job offer, KekCraft, lols, maximum, Maximum kek, Minecraft, monkey ass, niggers, Paint’n’Spiced, payroll, rice shoveling, Talking shit, tryouts, TUNNELS, West

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Buildings Constructed:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

Crafty McCraftFace

American cuisine, American invention, Chicago deep-dish pizza, Crafty, culinary influence, culinary innovation, cultural appropriation, curry, food history, food origins, ground beef, Italian Cuisine, McCraftface, mozzarella cheese, New York style pizza, Pepperoni, pizza, pizza varieties, pomegranate juice, Shitalian, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

BouncyBoobsCraft: Where the Fun Bounces Right at You!

animation, bounces, BouncyBoobsCraft, breast bounce, Censorship, character design, controversy, empowerment, Entertainment, FANTASY, Female Characters, female representation, Fun, game development, Gaming, gender stereotypes, mature content, Media influence, objectification, PHYSICS., Sexualization, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	281	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your breasts bounce with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the pixels are bouncing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with breast-bouncing adventures, where you can build your own castle made entirely of boobs (just kidding, that would be weird).

But seriously, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate breast-bouncing fun!

Crafty Kike Kingdom

biden, Crafty, cucks, discussions, Drones, hezbollah, Humiliation, idf, iran, Israel, Kike, Kingdom, lack of significant damage, military airbases, Mossad, Netanyahu, retaliatory strike, social media, SUICIDE WATCH, Tehran, US president, White House

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total badass?

Join our server and experience the thrill of leveling entire cities in a matter of minutes!

Forget about being humiliated, on our server you’ll be the one doing the humiliating! Watch as 44 Mossad agents get destroyed and 2 military airbases blown to bits!

And the best part? You’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that even after almost a week, your enemies are still too scared to do anything other than kvetch on social media!

Join now and witness the power of the Big Iranian Cock (BIC)!

Don’t be a cuck like the Kikes, join our server and show them how it’s done!

And guess what? Our server is so epic that even Netanyahu cancelled a retaliatory strike against Iran after talking to Biden! That’s right, you’ll be part of a server so intense that even world leaders are getting involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner warrior!

Forever Alone Craft

acceptance, Companionship, Craft, Defeat, Despair, Disappointment, emotional pain, Future, giving up, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, pessimism, relationship, resignation, Sadness, self worth, Single life

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	82	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Chimeras Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your chances of finding love? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen (or king) and ride into battle on a unicorn with diamond armor. Who needs a wife when you have a loyal ender dragon by your side?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it, if you find this majestic creature, all your wildest dreams will come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your way to a happily ever after. Who needs a wife when you have a world full of adventure and pixelated wonders?

Pixelated Portal Pals: Enter the Isekai Adventure!

Adventure, creativity, enter, imagination, isekai, Lore, native isekai, PALS, pic related, pixelated, Portal, quality isekai, Trash, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring, mediocre isekai worlds with lackluster lore? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the most EPIC and IMMERSIVE worldbuilding and lore you’ve ever seen!

Join us on this server and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and UNBELIEVABLE quests. Explore our meticulously crafted world that is bursting with CREATIVITY and IMAGINATION unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Forget about those other isekai servers that claim to be the best. Our server is the real deal, offering TOP-NOTCH worldbuilding and lore that will leave you speechless. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS of our Minecraft server!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

America, anxiety, Attack, breaking news, Chaos, Conflict, Crafting, Crisis, Edition, fear, global pandemic, international relations, iran, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, stress, uncertainty, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	173
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7985

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun!

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from any potential wars between countries. Who needs to worry about real-life conflicts when you can create your own peaceful paradise in Minecraft?

Plus, with our global pandemic-safe server, you can socialize and make new friends without any risk of getting sick. It’s the perfect way to stay connected while staying safe!

So come on, join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and have a great time together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Fiesta – Taco Town

antisemita, antisemita hilo, blocky, fiesta, HiLo, Latino, latino hilo, taco, TOWN

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our sky limit is the level of fun you’ll have! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails and zombie chickens that drop diamonds instead of feathers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move better than any player on the server. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret enchanted taco stand hidden deep within the enchanted forest, where you can trade your emeralds for the most delicious tacos in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the giant flying pigs that roam the skies, they’re known for stealing players’ diamond armor and replacing it with leather pants. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught wearing those on our server!