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Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, arousal, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, late night snack run, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, taboo, Talky

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	380
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2346	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	74
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

gold.magmanode.com:30182

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Items Found:	4240
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

nl03.noistern.net:7285

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

Fuvkkkk, Kiwii, kiwii fuvkkkk, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

Admiration, Alluring, angelic, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Breathtaking, Captivating, charming, compliments, Divine, Elegant, Enchanting, Exquisite, Gorgeous, lady, Lovely, Minecraft, PRETTY, radiant, smp, STRIKING, Stunning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, ammunition depots, ammunition storage, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Destruction, drone attacks, emergency response, explosions, Fire, FIRECRAFT, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, PHOTO, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, Surveillance Footage, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

alleged, Blasphemous post, blasphemy, Busters, celebration, CraftyCopsPK, cybercrime, Doctor, freedom of speech, human rights violation, Islam, Justice, killing, law enforcement, online hate speech, Pakistan, Police, protest, public outrage, religious extremism, religious intolerance, social media

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Dragon Eggs Found:	5160	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.