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Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1353
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of cookies and chaos!

Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.

But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.

So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!

F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Void Armor Forged:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

AI chatbot tragedy, Artificial Intelligence, battle, blocky, cyber relationships, digital love, Last Incel Standing, Loneliness Epidemic, love AI chatbot, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, Minecraft, modern romance, online relationships, Royale.., Server, social isolation, technology addiction, technology impact, teenage boy suicide, telegraph news, toilet seat up, Tragic Love Story., tragic news story., virtual companionship

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Dragon Eggs Found:	1265
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Emeralds Found:	3757
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

135.181.126.174:25875

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ores Mined:	1627	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8700	Potions Brewed:	40

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!