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MatchCraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Animals Bred:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

360M, arms sale, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense systems, defense technology, Drones, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military equipment, MissileCraft, Missiles, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, Upgrade, US, weapons

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

Alliance, Asia-Pacific, bilateral ties, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kim, Kim Jong-un, KimCraft, military cooperation, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political news, regional stability, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, Upgrade, Vladimir Putin, Yonhap News Agency

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.

we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafting High

addiction, Crafting, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug crisis, drug culture, drug education, drug epidemic, drug misconceptions, drug overdose, drug prevention, drug problem, drug rehabilitation, drug statistics, drug stigma, drug treatment, drug use, drug users, Drugs, HIGH, substance abuse

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	2377
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party 24/7, man! We got more people on drugs than u can even imagine, like we got creepers smokin’ dat good stuff and zombies trippin’ on shrooms. It’s a wild ride, bro!

And let me tell ya, our diamond mines are LIT AF. Like, you won’t believe the bling you can find down there. We even got a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is INSANE. We got players fighting each other with enchanted swords and potions that make ’em fly. It’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be ready to have your mind blown, dude. Let’s get weird!

MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid imaging, Analyzed, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, cognitively unimpaired adults, developing disease, Edition, family history, genetic predisposition, increased amyloid, increased risk, long tail tags, Maternal inheritance, Medical research, MomCraft, MOTHERS, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, researchers, Symptoms

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, github, handbrake, helpful links, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Previous thread, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Animals Bred:	152
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our Vanilla edition is so wild, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on a trampoline!

Join us for Demo Days, where we showcase the craziest creations and mods that will blow your mind! Previous players have reported seeing flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a diamond armor-wearing chicken riding a dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will have you crafting like a pro in no time. Need help? No worries, just check out our helpful links and you’ll be building epic structures in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!

FinalKraft Minecraft Server

base, cryptocurrency, ETH, FinalKraft, Financial Advice, financial strategy, get rich, high reward, high risk, investing, market trends, meme coins, meme economy., meme investing, memes, Minecraft, passive income, portfolio diversification, risk management, Server, SOL, speculative investments, wealth building

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of your meme investments flopping faster than a fish out of water? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate meme investment platform! Our memes are so fire, they’ll make Elon Musk jealous. From Doge to Pepe, we’ve got it all covered. And the best part? Our memes never dump, they only moon! Join our server now and watch your meme portfolio skyrocket to the moon and beyond. Who needs SOL and BASE when you can invest in memes on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a meme millionaire!