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BlockyBountyKillers

approach, Assassination, BlockyBountyKillers, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, hostage situation, idf, Israel, kill hostages, MIDDLE EAST, Military, operatives, orders, palestine, RETALIATION, SECURITY, standing orders, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there’s this secret underground base on the server where a group of llamas are actually trained Hamas operatives. They have standing orders to kill any hostages if the IDF (that’s the Incredibly Dangerous Friends) approaches. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games, right? So come join us and see if you can survive the llama uprising! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

BeeCraftHazFun

apiary, backyard beekeeping, bee behavior, bee health, bee products, BeeCraftHazFun, Beekeepers, beekeeping, Environmental Protection, gardening, hazmat detail, hive management, honey production, honeybees, insect control, overlap, pollination, protective gear, Sustainable Agriculture, urban beekeeping, venn diagram

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	8658	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

u ever wanted to beekeep in a hazmat suit? well now u can on our server! we got bees that shoot lasers and flowers that explode when u pick them. it’s like gardening on steroids, but without the roid rage. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted bee suit and a pet creeper that only explodes when u want it to. come for the bees, stay for the chaos. buzz buzz, mothertruckers.

VaxCraft2021

advanced trial, Covid vaccine, dual protection, flu and Covid vaccine, flu vaccine, healthcare innovation, infectious diseases, medical breakthrough, Moderna, Moderna vaccine, pandemic response, public health, two-in-one vaccine, vaccination campaign, vaccine approval, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine research, vaccine safety, vaccine trial, VaxCraft2021

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret potion that turns diamonds into real-life cash! Can you believe it?! But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical portal that transports you to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. It’s like a dream come true, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

PixelTaxi Minecraft Server

Anime, binge-worthy, character-driven, crime solving, dark humor, Hidden Secrets, intriguing plot, japanese animation, Minecraft, Mystery, oddball characters, oddtaxi, PixelTaxi, psychological thriller, quirky personalities, rabu shirakawa, Server, Suspenseful, taxi driver, Tokyo setting, unconventional protagonist, unexpected twists., unique storytelling

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8605
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on our server, where the sheep wear sunglasses, the creepers throw parties, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on a Rainbow Road” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a skeleton or challenging a villager to a game of chess. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

/pol/ Craft Minecraft Server

Ari Nagel, controversy, Craft, donor conception, Father, Fatherhood, fertility, Internet Sensation, Minecraft, News, Online Community, parenting, POL, public figure, Server, single mothers by choice, social media, Sperm donor, Unconventional, unconventional parenting, viral, wikipedia

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9551	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including a mysterious figure known only as Ari Nagel. Is he our guy, /pol/? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of blocky shenanigans. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover as you mine, build, and explore your way through our crazy world! So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyReddit Minecraft Server

community engagement, content curation, CraftyReddit, digital interaction, discussion platform, diverse perspectives, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, news aggregation, Online Community, online forums, reddit, Server, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user anonymity., User-generated content, virtual community

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magic Items Found:	8854
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and their harmonies will make your heart melt faster than a stack of smelted iron ingots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in its presence. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

PixelPennyCraft

Awesome, charging, coding, Community, developers, digital tools, free software, Generosity, Giveaway, Impressive.., innovation, open source, PENNY, PixelPennyCraft, programming, software applications, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, technology industry, Wonder

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	4215
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you an arm and a block of diamonds just to play? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Notch himself would be jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and befriending creepers who just want a hug (or maybe to explode, who knows?).

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s actually a moderator now, helping players navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. And hey, did we mention that our server is powered by unicorn magic? Yeah, you heard that right. Unicorns. Magic. It’s a thing.

F16FunZone Minecraft Server

abroad, air defense, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense procurement, defense strategy, eastern europe, F-16 warplanes, F16FunZone, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, nato, Protect, Russian strikes, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	1918
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Villages Defended:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, ukraine is all like, “yo, russia, stay away from our F-16s, bro!” and they’re like, “we gotta keep ’em safe from those sneaky russians, ya know?” so they’re keeping them abroad, like on a secret mission or something. but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise your F-16s will be safe from any russian strikes, like, for real. come join us and let’s protect our planes together, bro!

BlackSeaSubPatrol

Black sea, BlackSeaSubPatrol, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, maritime surveillance, military presence, military strategy, naval capabilities, naval losses, naval operations, Patrol, russia, SECURITY, submarine warfare, Submarines, ukraine military, Ukraine-Russia tensions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Zombie Dances:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines patrolling the black sea! ukraine military is shook by our epic naval losses, they cant handle our pvp skills. we are the ultimate sea warriors, sailing the high seas in search of epic loot and battles. join us if you dare, but beware, our submarines are armed to the teeth with TNT cannons and diamond swords. only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our treacherous waters. so what are you waiting for? hop on board and set sail for adventure on our insane minecraft server!

BlockyTowCo

Assistance, automobile, BlockyTowCo, breakdown, car problems, car ride, cars, emergency, Ride, roadside assistance, roadside rescue, stranded vehicle, tow truck driver, Tow trucks, towing service, Transportation, transportation service, vehicle assistance, vehicle recovery, vehicle rescue, vehicle towing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3343	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! We got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena! It’s a party 24/7, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with the Endermen. And don’t even get me started on the pig races! We’ve got pigs zooming around like they’re in the Daytona 500.

Oh, and did I mention the diamond rain? Yeah, that’s right. Every hour on the hour, diamonds rain from the sky like it’s a bling bling apocalypse. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow!

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you see a cow doing the moonwalk while wearing a top hat and monocle? It’s pure madness, my friend. So come on over and join the fun! Let’s make Minecraft wackier than a chicken wearing sunglasses!