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Lanterncraft is a PVE SMP Server that offers a wide range of quality of life plugins. We are a new server that has just opened and we have many features such as quests, voting rewards, a resource world, land claims, and wilderness TP. We are running the server on the latest version 1.20.6 and players can join on older versions of 1.20 if they prefer.
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Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.
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