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MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, endless dungeon, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

https://discord.gg/AsEPmhTfsc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets.
What classes are available?	There are many different classes such as Serpent, Undead, and more.
What is the lore of the Fallen Gods?	The lore of the Fallen Gods is a key aspect of the server, providing depth to the world and story.
How can I become strong in Dungeon SMP?	By grinding and exploring the dungeon, you can level up and become stronger in the game.

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	220	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8514	Potions Brewed:	83

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, beams, blinding lights, bright headlights, car accessories, car lights, car maintenance, car problems, car safety, driving at night, HALOGEN, Havoc, headlights technology, HIGH, high beam etiquette, high beams, Minecraft, night driving, old car, road etiquette, road safety, road visibility, Server, traffic safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

Portal Message Billing Fun

billing, billing patients, billing system, Communication, decrease volume, digital health, ease physician workload, Fun, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Mayo Clinic study, medical billing, Message, messaging platform, patient care, patient communication, patient engagement, patient-initiated messages, physician efficiency, Portal, portal messages, Program, Technology, telemedicine

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	361	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, Scp, Server, server grow, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	New Chunks Explored:	860695
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runes Activated:	2

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
What events are hosted on the server?	We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

GameplayCraft

action, Adventure, console, Entertainment, Fun, GameplayCraft, Gaming, indie, leisure, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Playing, role playing, Shooter, simulation, Single player, strategy, Today, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Votes:	4252
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	4979

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Votes:	7445
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!