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MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MineSy Network

Adventure, building, Challenges, collaboration, Community, dedsafio, floating island, innovation, Minecraft, MineSy Network, OneBlock, Parkour, parkour courses, Precision, Private Experience, private servers, Resources, skill, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, Territory

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7019
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

MineSy Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a unique and exciting experience for players of all levels. With a wide variety of its own modalities, MineSy Network stands out for its innovation and its commitment to community fun. Among the available modalities, you will find: Survival: Live a classic survival experience with a unique twist. Explore a vibrant world full of challenges, build your home and forge your adventure alongside other players. Parkour: Test your skill and precision with parkour courses specially designed to keep you on the edge. From simple challenges to extreme obstacles, prove you’re the best! Dedsafio: An exclusive MineSy Network modality where ingenuity, strategy and collaboration are key. Get ready to face unique tests that will keep you hooked. Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and build your empire in the sky. Collect resources, expand your territory and master this popular mod with the creative twists of MineSy Network. Private Servers: Are you looking to play with your friends in a personalized environment? MineSy Network offers private servers so you can create your own unique experience and play your way.

With an active community and a team dedicated to constant content development, MineSy Network is the ideal place to enjoy everything Minecraft has to offer, and much more!

play.minesy.net

Oh Yeah Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Events, Experience, flashback, History, Incident, Land, looking back, Memories, memory lane, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past events, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, Story, Tale, that happened, Throwback, yeah, yesteryears

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like weird and wacky adventures? Well, boy do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring crazy biomes and battling mythical creatures. Plus, you might just stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a giant zombie chicken. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life!

Face App Minecraft SMP

aging app, app, Artificial Intelligence, beauty enhancement, digital makeover, face, face transformation, faceapp, facial recognition, FILTERS, image editing software, Minecraft, online editing tool, photo editing, photo editing app, photo effects, photo manipulation, photo retouching, selfie, smartphone app, smp, social media, viral app.

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, FaceApp, we have a special plugin that allows you to customize your character’s face with hilarious filters! Want to give your character a mustache or make them look like a baby? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!

NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

arizona, brother, Commitment, Communication, complaining, Conversation, demoralizing, downhill walking, Fun, gravity, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Minecraft, nature hikes, NoFunCraft, opinion, passenger princess, satisfaction, Server, uphill walking, vacation, walking uphill

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Farms Harvested:	862	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7841

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?

TireDramaCraft

adhd, anxiety, bills, christmas gifts, Dates.., down payment, driving permit, financial reasons, flat tire, gas, groceries, half cost, Hanukkah gift, living together, lyft, money spoken for, new tire, online dating, Overtime, owed money, Rent, TireDramaCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	705766
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

Age of Blocks

age, age calculation, aging, annual event, birth year, birthdate, Birthday, blocks, Calendar, celebration, countdown, December 31st, milestone, new year’s eve, significant date, special day, Time, time passage, timekeeping, unique fact, Year End

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
New Chunks Explored:	166208	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Farms Harvested:	434	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, husk, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Without

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	115
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2t.vanilla-box.ru

Festive Craft Realm 1.21

American society, American tradition., Christmas celebration, Christmas message, controversial remark, Craft, cultural debate, Festive, festive greetings, holiday season, holiday spirit, ivanka trump, Merry Christmas, political agenda, political statement, public figure, Realm, religious beliefs, religious freedom, social media post, traditional values, trump, twitter

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1135	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Trump and Christmas, come join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.

You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Festive Manga SMP

christmas, Christmas books, Christmas spirit, Christmas stories, Christmas tradition, Festive, festive manga, holiday cheer, holiday manga, holiday reading, holiday season, holiday tradition, Manga, manga binge, Manga fandom, manga lovers, manga recommendations, seasonal manga, seasonal reading, smp, winter manga, winter reading

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	529
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Christmas manga come to life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by festive decorations, jolly players dressed as elves, and even Santa himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by creepers (they’re on their best behavior, we promise). Join us for a holly jolly time filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few snowball fights with the mods. So why wait? Come join our Christmas manga-inspired server and make this holiday season one to remember!

SisGrief Minecraft Server

CAR, christmas break, college student, emotional turmoil, family, first generation, Ford Escape, Future, high school, internal pain, Job, MIL, Minecraft, Narcissistic, Poor, Presents, Respect, Server, SisGrief, sister, spoiled, Transportation, unworthy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7657	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchantments Applied:	296
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about your sister stealing your car or telling you she wishes you were dead.

On our server, you can build your dream car out of blocks and drive it around without fear of it getting wrecked by a reckless sibling. Plus, you can give virtual presents to your online friends without any drama or tears.

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to bad grammar and hello to LOLs!