7. Adult content Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

aging, anti-psychotics, burial, confinement, controversial, conundrums, Crafty, crime, death penalty, ethical dilemma, Ethics, incarceration, Justice, life imprisonment, mental health, morality, murderer, punishment, Rehabilitation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Farms Harvested:	793	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Void Gems Collected:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

#BOY KISSER, #FREAKING STINK, #STFU, ack, Bitch, Boy, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, dog, fuck off, Minecraft, Ooooo, Owned, Server, Side

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, CREEPERS, crime, detective, Enigma, fear, Fiction, hidden, Identity, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, novel, number 916813501, Party, plot twist, Secrets, Server, Suspense, t.., Thriller, Tread, unknown

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

abuse of power, Accountability, authority abuse, civil rights violation, Cops, Crafty, crazy, creations, discrimination, Disrespect, dont, Harassment, injustice, law enforcement, misconduct, mistreatment, parts, Patrol, Police, police accountability, Police Brutality, police brutality awareness., police corruption, police misconduct, police violence, power abuse, unethical behavior

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	7047	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4144

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

#our guy, #our guy keeps winning, #victory trail, bros, CraftyChampion, ourguy, Top, winning

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

action-packed, adult themes, Adventures, aliens, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, clean, death game, fullon, Fun, gantz, Good, Gore, housemates, living room, Manga adaptation, mature content, nudity, Psychological, Sci Fi, sex, sexual themes, Survival, Suspenseful, Technology, Thriller, violence

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

1. Tbh, Allowed, CREEPERS, girl, guys, Minecraft, power, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	4106
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

blocks, building, Crafty, cultural exchange, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, global perspectives, Identity, immigration, international community, Language, Latin American countries, Latin American diaspora, Latin Americans, Latinos, Multiculturalism, Opinions, perceptions, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tacos, Traditions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Items Found:	8040
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8810	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

Characters, Communication, Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Interaction, internet, ITT, Life, long trail, members, ONLINE, PALS, participants, pixelated, post, sharing, social media, tags, virtual, you

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!