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TechieCraft: Where Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android players unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	8701	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you a true technology fan like me? Do you love Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android? If you don’t, then sorry, but you’re not invited to our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is so technologically advanced that only the most hardcore tech enthusiasts can handle it.

Join us for epic battles where you can fight with iPhones and Androids instead of swords and pickaxes. Build your base using Windows and Linux machines, and defend it with the power of MacOS.

But beware, if you’re caught using outdated technology like a flip phone or a fax machine, you’ll be banished to the Stone Age (literally, we have a Stone Age dimension in our server).

So if you’re ready to geek out and game on with the coolest techies around, join our server now! Just make sure you bring your A-game and your latest gadgets, or you’ll be left in the dust.

PixelPants

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6956	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	221	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Animals Bred:	78	Epic Battles Fought:	8
New Chunks Explored:	870855	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt huts and basic mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo events that happen every Saturday night!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wacky!

LOLcraft: ‘EVERY TIME’ – Where every block break leads to a surprise!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7597
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the friendzone like a pro! >We have Emo girls who will notice your attraction and give you the cold shoulder just like in real life! >Experience the thrill of being stuck in an endless loop of small talk while building epic structures in the game. >Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a virtual Emo girl ignore you all day long? >Join now for a chance to level up your relationship skills and maybe even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

The SMP SMP

Chestshops, Crates, Custom, Custom Armor, Custom Items, Customarmor, Customitems, Daily Rewards, Economy, Giveaway, Giveaways, Ranks, Small, Smallsmp, smp, Survival, version 1.20.4

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2733	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Runes Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

RANKS | ECONOMY | GIVEAWAYS | CHESTSHOPS | CUSTOM ITEMSVersion 1.20.4We have custom armor!!!!!!!!!!!We have daily rewards!!!!!!!!!!!!We do giveaways!!!!!!!!!!!

54.39.137.117:25616

Prismarine Nations: Where you can fight, craft, and pretend you’re a medieval chef!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Prismarine Nations Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly vanilla worldbuilding server
Features	Limited admin intervention, lag-free server, fair staff decisions, player feedback-driven worldbuilding experience
Plugins	Towny, Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled), No E chests, Dynmap
Launch	Tomorrow! Join us on Discord to be a part of the journey

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server type?

The server is a mostly vanilla worldbuilding server, allowing players almost total freedom to create their own stories in the world.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server promises limited admin intervention, a lag-free experience, fair staff decisions, and a focus on player feedback to create the best worldbuilding experience in Minecraft.

3. What plugins are used on the server?

The server uses Towny, Mcmmo (with combat skills disabled), No E chests, and Dynmap for worldbuilding and quality of life improvements.

4. When is the server launching?

The server is opening tomorrow, so join us on Discord to be part of the worldbuilding journey from the beginning!

5. Where can I find the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord at https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By

Crafty Chonk

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9494	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Fatty Danielle has been exposed! That’s right, we’ve got all the juicy gossip and drama you could ever want.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers. And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Protection: Minecraft Server for Safe First Times

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4873
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as using a condom during sex? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and crazy Minecraft server where anything goes – just like going in raw!

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re losing it in the best way possible. And don’t worry about getting anyone pregnant, because on our server, the only thing getting impregnated is your imagination!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you wanting more. Who needs condoms when you have our insane Minecraft server to satisfy all your needs? Let’s make your first time on our server a memorable one – no protection required!

COBBLEMON: Minecraft’s 1.5 Modded Madness!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	293
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	3835
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon 1.5
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only a day old.
What version is the Cobblemon?	The server is running Cobblemon 1.5 version.
Are there any planned tournaments?	Yes, tournaments are planned but require more members to participate.
How can I join the Discord server?	Click on the provided Discord link above to join the server.
Who can I contact for more information?	You can contact Migueiito26 on Discord for any inquiries.

Crafty Curry Clan

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ores Mined:	1679
Runes Activated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	619553
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s biggest question – Do Indians really? We have a secret quest line where you have to hunt down the elusive Indian villagers who hold the key to this mysterious question. But be warned, they are sneaky and will do anything to keep their secrets safe!

But that’s not all, our server also has a special feature where every full moon, the cows on our server turn into dancing disco cows! Join us for the ultimate boogie night and watch those cows bust a move like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even learn some new dance moves from them!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth about Indians and have a blast with our dancing disco cows along the way!

UnicornFartsCraft: Where Dreams Come True (But Not Really)

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Farms Harvested:	604
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Votes:	3578
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, you will NEVER have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands against the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-less Diamond Mine, where players can spend hours digging for diamonds that don’t exist. It’s the ultimate challenge for those who love a good treasure hunt (even if there’s no treasure to be found).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to cuddle? That’s right, every night you’ll hear his ghostly hiss as he tries to sneak up on you for a spooky embrace. It’s like a jump scare and a hug all in one!

So come join us on our server where you will never have this, because who needs things anyway? It’s all about the experience, and we guarantee you’ll have a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there.