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SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	55
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Towns Built:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2765	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Votes:	5298	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	2030
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	241	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	4430
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Enchantments Applied:	81	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️