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Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could fly higher than any ender dragon you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that if you join this server, you too can soar through the skies on the back of a majestic chicken!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that spit out gold bars instead of saliva. Imagine the riches you could amass by taming one of these beauties!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled unicorn that poops out rainbows instead of droppings. Who wouldn’t want to ride into battle on a rainbow-fueled unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us and become the ultimate fort builder, battling against other players in epic pillow fights and blanket wars. But be warned, the stakes are high – the loser has to do the dishes for a week!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner fort-building warrior!
Join us and witness the mind-blowing experiments happenin’ right before your blocky eyes. We got mad scientists doin’ all sorts of crazy shizz, like makin’ pigs fly and turnin’ creepers into friendly lil’ pets.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so next level, we got portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie unicorns and ride on rainbow llamas. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.
So come on over and be a part of the most mind-bendin’, jaw-droppin’, graphenin’ experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this quantum state party!
| Server Settings | Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla |
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| Join Us | Server IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server modded? | No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation. |
| What is the average player age? | Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, we typically host fun events each week. |
| Can I explore beyond the soft border? | You are free to explore beyond the soft border, but be aware that anything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. |
| Are there any protection plugins on the server? | No, we have only added plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as no TPA or land protecting plugins. |
You can build your own epic castle and then battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will make your heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer!
And the best part? You can ride on the backs of dragons and fly through the sky like a majestic superhero!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!