We’ve got cute ethnic girls, slim white women who actually want you, and a whole bunch of niggas who will be mad at you for racemixing – it’s a party!
Join us today and experience the thrill of dating in 2025, where the minimum requirement is a 7/10 rating and a height of 6’2″. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love in the most outrageous way possible!
Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could fly higher than any ender dragon you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that if you join this server, you too can soar through the skies on the back of a majestic chicken!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that spit out gold bars instead of saliva. Imagine the riches you could amass by taming one of these beauties!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled unicorn that poops out rainbows instead of droppings. Who wouldn’t want to ride into battle on a rainbow-fueled unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!
We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.
So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!
And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.
So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!
Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!
So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Community | 18+ community looking to grow and engage active players |
| Chest Locking | Plugin allows players to lock chests with signs |
| Invisible Item Frames | Shift-right clicking makes item frames invisible |
| Player and Mob Heads | Obtain player and mob heads in the game |
| Death Chest | Players have a death chest to retrieve items after death |
| Vein-Miner | Ability to mine entire veins of ores at once |
| /home Command | Players can set home locations for quick teleportation |
| Shops with Custom Economy | Players can set up shops with a unique economy system |
| Anti-Xray | Prevents cheating with xray mods |
| Server Availability | Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay |
| No Creeper Block Damage | Creeper explosions do not damage blocks |
| No Enderman Block Picking | Endermen do not pick up blocks in the world |
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
A: Unfortunately, our server is specifically for players who are 18 years and older.
A: You can use the chest locking plugin on the server to lock chests by placing signs on them.
A: The /home command allows players to set a home location for quick teleportation.
A: Players can set up shops with a custom economy system, but please follow any guidelines set by the server admins.
A: The server has an anti-xray system in place to detect and prevent cheating with xray mods.
Join us for insane adventures, like when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched us into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions handy)!
But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where we dress up as clowns and fight each other with fish as weapons. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where we dance the night away to Creeper-themed remixes of popular songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!