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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7212 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1182 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
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