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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4943 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3749 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.