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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2477 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3296 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 398 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Mines Excavated: | 1683 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.