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Age 29 Minecraft SMP Countdown
Are you tired of being a broke 29-year-old in a city where everyone is making bank? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and start making virtual money instead! We have secret diamond mines, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a virtual stock market where you can invest your hard-earned emeralds. Who needs a 50k salary when you can be a Minecraft millionaire? Join now and level up your life in the most ridiculous way possible! -
MineCraftyMindFit
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the depressing real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! forget about your sad brain and immerse yourself in a world where you can build anything your heart desires!our server is scientifically proven to improve physical and mental health, with research showing that playing minecraft can actually make you happier and healthier! who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and some dirt blocks, am i right?
join us now and experience the brain-boosting power of minecraft! build a castle, slay some zombies, or just chill with some virtual sheep. the possibilities are endless on our server! so what are you waiting for? come join us and start your journey to a happier, healthier you!
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Vanilla so vanilla, it’ll make you uneasy. No hacks, no resets – just pure chaos!
UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking
IP uneasyvanilla.com Version 1.20.6 Website https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ Discord https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.
Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!
FAQ:
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?
A: No, using hacks or cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla. Players found using hacks will be banned.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?
A: No, UneasyVanilla is a pure vanilla Minecraft server with no gameplay-altering plugins.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.
Q: Can I team up with other players on the server?
A: Yes, players can form alliances and team up with other players on the server.
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PixelCraft Minecraft Server
computer won’t turn on, computer won’t turn on suddenly, computer not working, suddenly this happens, turn on computerAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on to your computer, ready to enter the world of blocky adventures, when suddenly your screen starts glitching out and before you know it, you’re sucked into a virtual world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, participate in epic dance battles with skeletons, and build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret disco party hidden deep within the caves.
So what are you waiting for? Turn on your computer and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
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Minecraft SMP: No Pen15, No Problem
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where being a virgin is a badge of honor! Our server is filled with players who have done everything except the traditional forms of sex, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to get your rocks off in-game.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of rubbing your pixelated cock on all sorts of blocky surfaces. From towering castles to deep underground caves, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your virtual adventures with.
So come on, join our server and show off your non-traditional virginity with pride. Who needs penis in vagina or anus sex when you can have a whole world of fun right at your fingertips?
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Wedding Woes – Minecraft Edition
Are you tired of being left out of weddings just because you’re married? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited, even if you bring your whole extended family along! We believe in inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome, even if they’re not the bride or groom. Plus, we have a special “Wedding Drama” mini-game where you can reenact your own wedding invite woes and come out victorious. So come join us and never worry about being excluded from a wedding again! -
ToxicBeliefSMP – What’s Common?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources peacefully? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme!Forget about mining for diamonds or farming for food, on our server, the only way to survive is by engaging in epic battles with other players! We have a strict “kill or be killed” policy, so sharpen your swords and get ready to fight for your life!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a taste for player flesh. Can you defeat this mighty beast and claim the title of Dragon Slayer? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this ultimate challenge!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of laughter (if you don’t get eaten by a creeper first)!
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CraftyMiner69
appealing job options, enticing job opportunities, desirable careers, alluring professions, seductive careersAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a profession that will make you weak in the knees – professional potato farmers! That’s right, imagine strutting around with your diamond hoe, tending to your precious potato crops like a boss. And don’t even get us started on the potato fashion show every Friday night!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperers. These mystical beings have the ability to communicate with llamas on a spiritual level, leading to epic llama dance parties and llama racing competitions. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and leave you in stitches, join us now and become part of the wackiest community in the blocky world!
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SadoSlavesCraft
haha u kno wat else japan refuses to release? the name of our epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got secret korean slave laborers mining diamonds for us in the sado mines! it’s like a real-life quest but in minecraft! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers out of its eyes! so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is so lit, even japan can’t handle it!