50 things we hate about minecraft Minecraft Servers

CraftyKidzBelieve

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood stories, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, CraftyKidzBelieve, funny memories, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Votes:	6033	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Secret Passages Found:	8

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

atomic links, atomic structure, atomic theory, Bonding, carbon atoms, carbon chemistry, carbon molecules, chemical bonds, chemical reactions, Chemists, covalent bonds, electron, electron pairs, electron sharing, Fun, molecular bonds, observations, PIXEL, researchers, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, single, single-electron bonds, Strong Bonds

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	5420	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural integration, discrimination, Diversity, european politics, germany, immigration, law enforcement, migrant crisis, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, nafris, Opinions, opinions on nafris, racial profiling, Refugees, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thoughts, thoughts on nafris

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Animals Bred:	113
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9806
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	130
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Beach, comedy, coom, Coom Piece, ecchi, fanfiction, FANTASY, lewd, Lewd Piece, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, NSFW, NUDIST, nudity, one piece, Piece, Pirate, Sexy, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Potions Brewed:	106
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ores Mined:	4647
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	733
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

endlessfun, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Towns Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crops Grown:	4119

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyScreenTime

balance, Break, CraftyScreenTime, Digital Detox, digital wellness, healthy habits, internet, mental health, mindfulness, productivity, Reduce, Relaxation, screen addiction, screen time, self-care, Smartphone, social media, Technology, technology detox, Time management, well-being

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Dust City – CSI’s Paradise

city, crime scene analysis., crime scene cleanup, crime scene examination, Crime Scene Investigators, crime scene reconstruction, criminal activity, criminal investigation, CSIs, dust, dust analysis, dust buildup, dust particles, dust removal, evidence collection, forensic analysis., forensic evidence, forensic examination, forensic investigation, forensic science, forensic techniques, investigative procedures, investigative techniques, Paradise

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	4315	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

join our server if you wanna be a dust detective! we got so much dust it’s practically a crime scene! uncover the mysteries of when events happened based on the slow buildup of dust on every surface! only the most intentional human activity can remove it, so get ready to dust off your detective skills and solve the ultimate dust mystery! trust us, it’s gonna be a dusty good time!

Sand Digging Sea Robins

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, buried prey, crablike legs, Digging, hunting techniques, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine habitats, marine life, marine predators, marine species, Northern sea robins, ocean creatures, ocean floor, Robins, sand, sand digging, sea, sea creatures, sensory abilities, taste sense, underwater hunting

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to be a northern sea robin with six crablike legs, digging in the sand to find buried prey with a sense that’s basically taste? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you live out that fantasy! Join us and experience the thrill of being a sea robin on a mission to find some tasty treats buried in the sand. It’s a wild ride, full of adventure and delicious surprises. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun!