5 things you don’t tell an asexual person Minecraft Servers

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	444
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	158
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Items Found:	3495	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	253

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	148	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Farms Harvested:	667
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

65.108.21.253

CobbleQuest

Adventure, battle, Capture, Cobblemon, CobbleQuest, expansive world, Generation Internet, Minecraft, pokemon, Server, Survival, Thrilling, Train

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	425	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Generation Internet presents CobbleQuest! A thrilling Cobblemon Minecraft server where adventure awaits. Capture, train, and battle Pokémon in an expansive world!

185.234.21.180:25631