5. Retarded – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

10. Facebook, 11. Perfect, 12. Enjoy life, 13. /pol/, 14. Tranny jannies, 15. Rope, 16. Bitch, 17. Pussy, 18. Fun, 19. Strangers, 2. John, 20. Best shot, 3. Hate, 4. Fat, 5. Retarded, 6. No-lifes, 7. Stupid ass pictures, 8. Insecurities, 9. Jerking off, Faggots, hey, King, Minecraft, smp

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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TreehouseTrouble Minecraft Server

Boundaries, children, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, friendship, Guilt, Kids, Mess, Minecraft, neighbours, parenting, Playtime, Respect, rules, Server, suburban neighborhood, Summer, treehouse, TreehouseTrouble

Are you tired of unwanted guests invading your treehouse like it’s a free-for-all candy store? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual treehouse without any messy neighbors dropping by unannounced!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own treehouse oasis without having to deal with juice boxes and candy wrappers littering your virtual backyard. Build, explore, and play without any unwanted interruptions from kids who just can’t seem to clean up after themselves.

Don’t let “kids will be kids” be an excuse for chaos in your virtual world. Join our server and take control of your treehouse destiny! Who needs nosy neighbors when you can have the ultimate treehouse experience in Minecraft?

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NoFamilyGameNight4Me

arguments, Board Games, Bonding, Break, card games, competitive, family game night, family tradition, FRIDAY, Fun, game night, heated argument, NoFamilyGameNight4Me, not participating, Siblings, stress, tradition, uno, unpleasant experience, WEEKLY

Are you tired of family game nights ending in heated arguments over Uno? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of competitive board games? Join our Minecraft server and leave the Uno drama behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with no arguments over game rules or who wins. Create your own world where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle or mine the most diamonds.

Say goodbye to family game night stress and hello to endless fun and creativity on our Minecraft server. Join now and start building your own family tradition of virtual adventures and laughter!

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SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

Abba, Archipelago, Fika, Gustavus Adolphus, HERRING, ikea, meatballs, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nobel Prize, northern lights, sauna, Scandinavian, Server, social democracy, stockholm, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish culture, Swedish design, viking history, Vikings, welfare state

Forget about meatballs and ABBA, our Minecraft server is the real reason to think of Sweden! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with Viking warriors, talking moose, and furniture from a certain popular furniture store (hint: it rhymes with “Beg”).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of block-shaped trolls who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying meatballs and dancing IKEA furniture as you navigate through our virtual world.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a replica of the Stockholm Palace out of diamond blocks while riding a reindeer into battle against a horde of evil creepers? Only in Sweden, baby!

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CraftyMurderFunTime

consequences, controversial, CraftyMurderFunTime, crime, debate, discussion, Ethics, harm, Humanity, Justice, law, Legal, morality, philosophy, punishment, reddit, Social Issues, society, violence, worse than murder

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more addictive than a diamond addiction? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s worse than murder…legally. Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret underground lava disco club. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave…or else you’ll be missing out on all the fun! So come on, join us and see why our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure of the Minecraft world.

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ArtifactRaid Minecraft Server

art looting, ArtifactRaid, conflict heritage, cultural heritage, cultural property, cultural theft, Cultural vandalism, culture minister, heritage conservation, heritage protection, historical preservation, illegal occupation, international law, looted treasures, Minecraft, museum artifacts, museum collections, restitution, Russian occupation, Server, stolen artifacts, Ukraine, War Crimes

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more artifacts than Russia trying to take over Ukraine! We got so many treasures, you’ll feel like a real-life Indiana Jones, but blocky and with creepers instead of Nazis.

Join us and explore the depths of our server, where you can dig up rare artifacts and build your own museum to show off to all your friends. We even have a secret room filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can break obsidian in one hit.

So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only occupation is finding epic loot and having a blast with your fellow blockheads. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

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FarRightCraft2022

Democracy, Emmanuel Macron, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft2022, France, French politics, Historic, hung parliament, key elections, Le Pen, legislative elections, Macron, Marine Le Pen, nationalism, political landscape, Politics, Voting, WIN

come join our minecraft server, where pigs fly and chickens wear hats! we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit! our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in just 10 minutes! vote for us and let’s make minecraft great again! 🐷🎩🗼🔥 #farrightwin #hungparliament #minecraftmadness

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NanoPlasticNabbers

Advanced technology, clean water technology, cutting-edge technology, deciphering nanoplastics, detecting nanoplastics, environmental monitoring, Environmental Protection, environmental technology, innovative technology, microplastic detection, nanoparticle analysis, NanoPlasticNabbers, particle detection, plastic pollution, pollution detection, sustainable technology, water analysis, water contamination, water pollution, water quality monitoring

Yo, dis server be like a freakin’ science lab on crack, yo! We got dat next level shiz that can spot dem tiny nanoplastics in da water faster den you can say “Minecraft is life, yo!” Join dis server if you wanna be part of da revolution in cleanin’ up dat ocean, man! Plus, we got dem crazy redstone contraptions dat’ll blow yo mind, like seriously, you’ll be like “Whaaaaaat?!” So come on and join us, cuz we’re takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level, baby!

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⭐ CENTURYMINE ⭐ ULTIMATE SKY❤️ WAS A WIPE Minecraft server

Adventure, BuildCraft, CENTURYMINE, Community, creativity, Development, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, Gaming, HiTech, Industrial Craft, magic mods, Map, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, new world, ONLINE, Possibilities, RedPower, Server, Skyblock, technological development, ULTIMATE SKY, wipe

We all already know the well-known map “SkyBlock”, many played on it. But the time has come for technological development and here is a new world UltimateSky. The server is similar to UltimateSky, but with magic mods :). Old server, but now with more possibilities. All this is waiting for you! All this is waiting for you!

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EnderForge SMP: Where vanilla is just a flavor, not a server setting!

Adventures, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Community Builds, Create, creative freedom, Discord, EnderForge, epic projects, Events, Explore, flavor, Map, Minecraft, new map, Rewards, Server, Setting, smp, uncharted territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

Server Name	EnderForge SMP
Description	New Map, New Adventures! EnderForge SMP is back with a brand new map and we’re looking for enthusiastic new players!
Features	Brand New Map: Explore uncharted territories! Community Builds: Collaborate on epic projects! Challenges and Events: Win amazing rewards! Active Community: Friendly and welcoming! Stay Connected: Join our Discord! Creative Freedom: Build, explore, and create!
Server IP	enderforge.joinsmp.nl
How to Join	Apply Now: Add japiedepapie on discord and he will send you an invite link Get Whitelisted: Get approved and start playing! Begin Your Adventure: Dive into Season 2!

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: Add japiedepapie on Discord and he will send you an invite link.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, you need to get whitelisted in order to start playing on EnderForge SMP.

Q: What can I expect on the new map?

A: The new map offers uncharted territories to explore, community builds to collaborate on, challenges and events with rewards, and creative freedom to build and create.

Q: How can I stay connected with the community?

A: Join our Discord server to stay connected with other players and get updates on the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules/guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

banging, Crush, CrushCraft, Cunt, FAT ASS, Gypsy, happen, high school, high school crush, look who she is with now, Minecraft, mutt, obese, Server, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with high school drama and crushes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own world! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can make your crush fall in love with you just by playing on it. Who needs high school drama when you can have virtual love affairs with pixelated characters? Join now and see for yourself!

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