Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

10. Facebook, 11. Perfect, 12. Enjoy life, 13. /pol/, 14. Tranny jannies, 15. Rope, 16. Bitch, 17. Pussy, 18. Fun, 19. Strangers, 2. John, 20. Best shot, 3. Hate, 4. Fat, 5. Retarded, 6. No-lifes, 7. Stupid ass pictures, 8. Insecurities, 9. Jerking off, Faggots, hey, King, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dragons Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

DateCraft: Impress Me!

BIZARRE, date, DateCraft, DATING, eccentric, funny, Impress, memorable, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Romantic, strange, Unconventional, unforgettable, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of trying to impress dates with boring old dinner and a movie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can impress your date by building them a virtual castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift someone a pixelated palace?

Join our server and show off your creativity by recreating famous landmarks like the Eiffel Tower or the Taj Mahal. Your date will be so impressed, they’ll be begging for a second virtual date in no time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles to win the heart of your crush. Imagine the look on their face when you defeat them in a duel and declare your love in front of all the other players. It’s like a romantic comedy, but with more explosions.

So why waste time with boring dates when you can join our Minecraft server and have the most outrageous and unforgettable date night of your life? Trust us, your love life will never be the same again.

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

arms race, Conflict, Defense, defense system, east asia, geopolitical tensions, intercontinental ballistic missile, international relations, KoreaCraft, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, Missile, North Korea, Nuclear, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Strategic, Technology, underground bunkers, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the most powerful missiles that can reach all the way to the underground bunkers of north korea. we have crazy battles where you can launch missiles at your enemies and blow up their bases. join now and show off your missile launching skills, it’s gonna be a blast!

TelAvivCraft Casualties

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crime, Gun Violence, Incident, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Middle East news, News, SECURITY, Shooting, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv shooting incident, TelAvivCraft, Terrorism, terrorism attack, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	116692	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Emeralds Found:	7296	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	177	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets outer space meets a unicorn disco party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons, my dude.

First off, our server has a secret underground lair where you can ride rainbow-colored pigs while battling evil zombie llamas. Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie llamas. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating castle made entirely out of cheese. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a cheese castle, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive water balloon fight with the admins. And let me tell you, those admins have some serious water balloon skills. It’s like they were born with water balloons in their hands.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos. Yeah, it could happen.

Veridax: The Unofficial Meeting Place for Disgruntled Sheep & Annoying Creepers

Adventure, ANNOYING, Auctions, bedrock, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Disgruntled, gameplay, Graves, Griefers, java, Land Protection, Map, marketplace, Meeting, Minecraft, Place, Resources, SECURITY, Server, Sheep, Skills, smp, Teleportation, Unofficial, Veridax

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2506	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	25
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to Veridax! 🌍

Embark on a thrilling adventure in Veridax, a SMP server where every player is made to feel right at home. Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, our 1.21 server has something special for everyone. Join now!

Server Details:

Server Type	Java/Bedrock 1.21 SMP
IP Address	veridax.uk.to
Location	Europe

Why Join Veridax?

✨ Custom Terrain: Immerse yourself in breathtaking landscapes with our unique Terralith-generated worlds.
💼 Job Opportunities: Earn rewards by taking on a variety of jobs and gathering essential resources.
🛒 Marketplace: Buy, sell, and trade items through player-run shops and dynamic auctions.
🎯 AuraSkills: Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities to enhance your gameplay.
🏡 Set Homes: Save and easily teleport to your favorite locations across the server.
🚀 Teleportation: Use teleport commands like /tps and /rtps for swift travel across Veridax.
🗺️ Live Map: Stay oriented with a real-time map of the Veridax world. Find the link on our Discord server.
⚰️ Graves: When the worst happens, your items are safe for 3 hours at your personalized grave.

Stay Secure:

🛡️ Land Protection: Safeguard your builds with our claim system and keep griefers at bay.

Connect With Us:

💬 Join Our Discord: Get the Bedrock port, connect with the community, and stay up-to-date with all server news.

Are you ready to start your epic journey? Dive into Veridax today and become a valued member of our growing community!

Phone Lurker Minecraft Server

addiction, Attention, browsing, Classes, Digital, Distracted, distractions, education, forum, Gaming, high school, internet, lurked, Lurker, Minecraft, ONLINE, Phone, procrastination, Server, Smartphone, social media, Technology, V

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	281	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of paying attention in class and actually learning something? Then join our Minecraft server where education is a thing of the past! Our server is full of dank memes, ridiculous builds, and non-stop trolling. Say goodbye to studying and hello to endless hours of mindless fun. Join now and embrace your inner high school slacker!

Chaos Lover Minecraft SMP

adoration, Bedlam, Chaos, chaos lovers, Craziness, Disorder, EXCITEMENT, fervor, infatuation, intense feelings, love, Lover, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Obsession, Pandemonium, Passion, smp, Thrill, Tumult, uncontrollable, wild emotions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9202	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	2366	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds pretty houses and farms all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is a hot mess of chaos and insanity, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Join us if you love the thrill of never knowing if your house will still be standing when you log back in. We’ve got griefers, thieves, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to say hello (by blowing up your stuff, of course).

But don’t worry, it’s not all destruction and mayhem. We also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s anything but boring, come join us on our SMP. Just be prepared for the chaos, because once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

MommaCraft – Time to Lawyer Up!

Eviction Notice, family disputes, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, Home ownership, home remodel, home renovation, home repairs, homeowner rights, Lawyer, lawyer up, legal action, legal battles, legal consequences, legal defense, legal eviction, MommaCraft, property damage, property rights, rocky relationships, sibling conflicts, Time

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, legal battles, and home renovations gone wrong!

Imagine logging in to find your virtual home painted a hideous shade of white by your own mother and brother, without your permission! Watch as your virtual wife takes legal action against them, with the help of her lawyer sister-in-law. Will your virtual family survive the chaos? Will your virtual mom be able to find a new virtual home? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! With cameras installed in every virtual corner, you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you stand by your virtual family, or will you be caught in the middle of a virtual divorce? Join now and witness the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

TooMuchMinecraftSMP

abundance, Bliss, can’t have too much, Contentment, excess, fulfillment, Fun, Happiness, indulgence, joy, Laughter, love, luxury, Peace, Pleasure, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, something.., TooMuchMinecraftSMP, Tranquility

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Void Gems Collected:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Diamonds? Nope. XP? Nah. The answer is DRAMA, baby! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of betrayals, alliances, and epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your friendships).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a poultry empire so vast that even Colonel Sanders would be jealous. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge his rule? The choice is yours, but be warned – crossing him may result in a chicken army descending upon your base in retaliation.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle while a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that awaits you on our server. Join now and prepare for the ride of your Minecraft life!

PixelPleasure: The Compliment Crafter

After sex, bizarre compliments, Compliment, crafter, funny compliments, funny feedback, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, PixelPleasure, post-coital compliments, post-sex compliments, quirky compliments, sexual compliments, strange compliments, strange feedback, unconventional compliments, unexpected praise, unique compliments, unusual feedback, unusual praise, weird compliment, weird feedback

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to receive the weirdest compliments you’ve ever heard after a successful mining session. From “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world!” to “Your crafting abilities make my heart skip a beat,” you’ll never know what strange praise you’ll get next.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Watch as it tells jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting complimented by a creeper for your explosive personality!

JaffaTerrorMC Server

Attack, CASUALTIES, crime, emergency response, fear, Incident, injured, Israel, Jaffa, JaffaTerrorMC, MIDDLE EAST, News, Panic, Police investigation, security threat, Server, Shooting, suspected terror, Terrorism, Victims, violence, Wounded

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	294
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is your boredom! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than a barrel of creepers!

get ready to be blown away by our insane builds, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

we have a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. you’ll never be bored with us, unless you count the time we all got stuck in a pit of quicksand and had to dig our way out with our bare hands.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see why our server is the bomb, literally, because one time someone accidentally set off a TNT explosion that wiped out half the map. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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