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MomSaidNoBookBuyAnyway

book lover, Boundaries, buy a book, Caroline Kepnes, family dynamics, Gone Girl, holiday, INDEPENDENCE, mom, MomSaidNoBookBuyAnyway, Netflix, parental control, personal choice, Rebellion, sexual content, souvenirs, stepdad, unhinged narrator, WIBTA, you

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	New Chunks Explored:	423548
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of your parents treating you like a child? Do you want to unleash your inner unhinged narrator? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can be as sexual as YOU want, just like in the book your mom won’t let you read. We promise not to censor your creativity, unless it’s too crazy even for us. So come on, sneak behind your parents’ backs and join us for a truly insane adventure!

ServiceIndustrySMP

back of house, barista, Bartender, customer service, fast food, food service, front of house, guest experience, high stress, Hospitality, Hotel, long hours, multitasking, Restaurant, Retail, Server, service industry, ServiceIndustrySMP, Tips, waiter, waitress

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Bro, if you see someone who can stack blocks like a pro in Minecraft, you know they’ve been grinding in the service industry. Like, they’ve probably served so many virtual burgers and virtual drinks that their block-stacking skills are on point. Join our Minecraft SMP if you wanna learn the secret art of stacking blocks like a service industry pro. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamond blocks we find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet diamond loot. So come join us and let’s stack some blocks together, bro!

CraftySurvival

CraftySurvival, emergency preparedness, Outdoor Survival, Survival, survival advice, survival equipment, survival essentials, Survival Gear, survival hacks, survival knowledge, Survival mindset, survival resources, survival skills, Survival Strategies, survival supplies, Survival Tactics, Survival Techniques, survival techniques for beginners, survival tips, Survival Training, Wilderness Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchantments Applied:	171
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these bunnies mean business and they won’t stop until they’ve taken over the entire server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got some survival tips for you. First off, always carry a stack of carrots with you to distract the killer bunnies. Second, build yourself a fortress made entirely out of cake – everyone knows killer bunnies hate cake. And finally, team up with other players to form a bunny-fighting squad and take down those fluffy menaces once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of surviving against killer bunnies in a world where the only rule is to stay alive!

Martian Puddle Party

Ancient, Ancient water bodies, Astrobiology, Climate conditions, extraterrestrial life, Ice-Free, Ice-free environments, Lakes, liquid water, mars, Mars exploration, martian, Martian surface, Party, planetary science, ponds, Puddle, red planet, Ripple formation, Signatures, space exploration, surface, Water

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	252	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ICE-FREE ANCIENT PONDS AND LAKES LIKE MARS, BUT BETTER CUZ U CAN ACTUALLY SWIM IN DEM!

WE GOT RIPPLES FORMIN’ AND CLIMATE CONDITIONS SUPPORTIN’ LIQUID WATER, JUST LIKE MARS BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS!

COME JOIN US AND EXPLORE DA MYSTERIES OF DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN RED PLANET OASIS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ALIEN ZOMBIES!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE ELON MUSK CLAIMS IT FOR HIS MINECRAFT COLONY ON MARS!

Republic Miroreland Server Minecraft

action, Closed, DEMOCRATIC, freedom, Minecraft, Miroreland, Open, player, Project, Republic, Server, Speech, Starter Kit, State, virtual, Visit, world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

The Republic of Miroreland is a virtual democratic republic in which each player of Minecraft will be able to find a place to his liking. There is freedom of speech within the rational, freedom of action and other subspecies of the player’s freedoms. So far, we are still a closed project, but soon, we will open to the world and will only delight you with every visit to our state!

mc.mirorland.fun

Altheria Worldbuilding

25565, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Discord, Economy, Factions, Geopolitics, Ip:, Launch, Nations, Play, PORT, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, Support, Survival, Towns, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Geopolitics, Worldbuilding, Player-run economies and nations
Launch Date	Today
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Q: Can I create my own towns?

A: Yes, you can create your own towns on the server.

Q: Are there player-run economies?

A: Yes, players can build economies and trade with each other.

Q: Can I participate in wars and alliances?

A: Yes, players can engage in wars and form alliances with other nations.

Q: Is there support for Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, there is support for Bedrock edition with port 25565.

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, confusion, contemplation, Curiosity, deep dive, deep thoughts, Enigma, Existential, inquiry, Introspective, Mysterious, MysticCraft, perplexing, Philosophical, pondering, question.., Realms, seeking answers, Thought-provoking, uncertainty, unknown, why

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

You should totally join this Minecraft server, bro! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic place to play and have a blast with your friends. Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle and fight off zombies at the same time. It’s like living in a crazy fantasy land, but in block form. Plus, the admins are super cool and will hook you up with all the diamond armor you could ever want. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so addicting, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time!

BabyBlockerCraft

aita, baby, Baby Care, baby holding, BabyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, cousins, family, family dynamics, hand sanitizer, helicopter parent, hygiene, mother-in-law, parenting, personal space, Respect, Support, unreasonable

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of your family treating your baby like a hot potato? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no pass the baby” policy! Our virtual world is a safe space for you to protect your little one from unwanted hands and germs. Plus, we have hand sanitizer dispensers scattered throughout the server for extra protection. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a baby-friendly environment where you can game in peace. Join now and let your inner helicopter parent soar!

Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind

comparison, Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind, overcoming self-doubt, personal growth, self actualization, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, success mindset

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will totally make you forget about all your mid 20s-30s problems. Like, seriously, this server is lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro. And the admins are like, super chill and will give you enchanted golden apples just for saying hi in the chat.

But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.

So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

SassyCraft

acerbic response, biting sarcasm, caustic remark, clever retort, cutting comeback, deadpan reply, dry humor, facetious answer, flippant comment, insincere retort, ironic quip, ironic remark, sarcasm, sarcastic reply, sassy comeback, SassyCraft, smart aleck comment, snarky response, snide retort, tongue-in-cheek response, witty comeback

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!