5 minute craft shorts Minecraft Servers

5 minute craft shorts Minecraft Servers

  • Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

    Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 8269
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Votes: 2419
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Towns Built: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

    So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

    CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 165
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 New Chunks Explored: 921511
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

    WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 5563
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

    MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 5764
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Farms Harvested: 967 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

    Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 6954
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

    WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

    PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 556
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

    Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7997
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Crops Grown: 8656 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Dimension Hops: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • NoPipeNoNeighbor

    NoPipeNoNeighbor
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 6515
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9907
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8774 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

    But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

    With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP

    TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 4730
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Villages Defended: 17
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    When they didn’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night.

    But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FunCraft2021

    FunCraft2021
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 458
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Mines Excavated: 2042
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Dimension Hops: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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