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5. Language mishaps

  • Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

    Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, fellow blockheads! Welcome to the wildest, craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever hear about! Like, if you don’t JOIN this server, you might just explode into a pool of rainbow cupcakes from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out, duh!).

    First off, I heard that a giant chicken named Cluckzilla is guarding a secret treasure buried deep in the End dimension where the Ender dragons do the cha-cha. Oh, and if you can get past the lava moat filled with angry ocelots and extremely grouchy banana peels, you might find the legendary diamond-encrusted sandwich that grants you unlimited powers to fly over creeper explosions like they’re just the worst kind of fireworks. Yeah, you read that right!

    Like, have you ever seen a respawning shulker with a monocle?? That’s right; this SMP has a classy vibe. You’ll be building castles while sipping hot cocoa and being serenaded by a herd of singing llamas (they have excellent taste in music, trust me). Oh, and the crafting tables here? They’re sentient and have feelings! If you don’t compliment them daily, they’ll refuse to craft your best tools, which is super awkward when you need that diamond pickaxe to break your friend’s house down. Talk about friendship goals, am I right?!

    Oh, and here’s a fun fact: Every full moon, a horde of enchanting zombie squirrels invade the server. If you can defeat them, you get the ultimate prize: a pet broccoli that gives you XP just for existing. Who doesn’t want a vegetable sidekick, like seriously? Btw, I’m pretty sure my broccoli is plotting against me… it keeps whispering, “Hari-diri-hari, broccoli supremacy!”

    Join us now, and you might just meet the infamous Steve the Mysterious, who doesn’t have a face but knows all the things about modded gameplay. Rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Like, cheddar. I’m lactose intolerant, but for that experience, I’d risk it all.

    So if you find yourself mispronouncing “Enderman” as “Endermite” (which is totally a thing here, lol), then this is the SMP for you! Here, we celebrate linguistic interpretation with crazy contests like “Guess That Pig Sound” and “Scream Like a Creeper.”

    Hop on over and let’s start this adventure packed with absurdities and absolutely questionable life choices. Trust me, your brain will thank you for not jumping off any cliffs—it’ll just be too busy trying to find the nearest enchanted pizza shop! 🍕💫

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  • GunPVPMC

    GunPVPMC

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    GunPVPMC is a Minecraft server based around custom skripted guns. PVP players or fight NPCs to increase your reputation and get coins. Use the coins to buy weapons and fight more players. Create gangs to work together and take control over the city!

    gunpvpmc.minehut.gg

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  • Banglacraftbd

    Banglacraftbd

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    Do You Have Best Bangladeshi Server PvP Economy SurvivalSo Join Our Server……

    play.banglacraftbd.tk

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  • PvPBoss

    PvPBoss

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    Welcome to PvPBoss, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community, and exciting new game modes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based on your feedback! You are what makes us what we are today. Thank you!

    Play.PvPBoss.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ^-^ EnderDragon ^-^ Minecraft server

    ^-^ EnderDragon ^-^ Minecraft server

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    The best survival with Herobrine for You and Your friends!!!

    Welcome, it will be fun ^_^

    185.9.145.134:28404

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  • TheWhovians.Who

    TheWhovians.Who

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    this is a doctor who server for all those people who could not play it bc it was to complicated to download have fun see u there join my discord if u need help

    51.81.53.208:25601

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  • Definitivlegit

    Definitivlegit

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    Server IP: play.definitivlegit.xyz

    play.definitivlegit.xyz

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  • CraftBros V2 Pixelmon Server

    CraftBros V2 Pixelmon Server

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    Welcome to CraftBros V2! Originally created in 2013. The Pixelmon server ran for years providing tons of great memories for all with our small but friendly community & Staff, Player based Gym leaders and much more. After many years it is time for the return of CraftBros! With the following features..

    .Pixelmon Reforged 8.2.0 GTS ,Player Owned Shops,Player Based GymLeaders,SafeFactions,PvP-Disabled,Free Roam,Pixelmon Reward Crates & Keys,Gym Leaders Required,Safari-Zone,Complete Server built,Biomes warps,Voting Rewards,Pokemall,Anti-Grief Donation Rewards & Much More!

    Please feel free to stop by and say Hello! If you have any issues installing the correct mods you can visit our Forums page & our friendly staff will be happy to help.

    craftbros.apexmc.co:25577

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  • SQUARES server Minecraft

    SQUARES server Minecraft

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    To play from your phone use ip: 95.216.62.179:25767

    The server has Plasmo Voice voice chat.

    There is MINER where you can mine squars ■ (game currency), which can be withdrawn at the rate ■1 = 1 ruble.

    There is also a PRIVATE world with a RolyPlay component.

    95.216.62.179:25596

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  • Uber Gaming

    Uber Gaming

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    Small Awesome Survival with minimal plugins for the best experience Come Join And Be Apart Of Uber Gaming!!!!!

    51.161.84.208:25572

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  • Gartixmc network

    Gartixmc network

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    Minecraft Server 1.8.X – 1.19.X

    GartixMC NETWORK

    Server Containing:

    Skyblock, SkyWars, ArenaPvP, PrisonOP [DungeonOP]Minigames

    It is under development but entry is possible

    GartixMC.Sytes.Net

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