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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Farms Harvested:	239
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	New Chunks Explored:	717769
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Farms Harvested:	478
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	166

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	73
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

Anime, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, fan community, Gaming, hololive, innovation, Japanese culture, live performances, Minecraft, online streaming, smp, social media, talent agency, Technology, Totally, UNFAIR, unfix, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crops Grown:	7049
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	150	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, decision, Democracy, election, finna, leader, Minecraft, morning, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, REPUBLICAN, Server, sp, squad, sunrise, Support, Today, trump, Usa, Vote, Voting

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	205
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

ableism, arent, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, decision, Democracy, disability, discrimination, election, Government, insult, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, orange, orange retard, Political Correctness, Politics, Presidential election, retard, smp, Vote, Voting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6855	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Lanas, Life, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Lana is a talented artist and designer who has a passion for creativity and innovation. With a background in fashion design, Lana has worked with various high-profile clients and companies to bring her unique vision to life. In her spare time, Lana enjoys traveling, exploring different cultures, and experimenting with new artistic mediums. She strives to continue pushing the boundaries of creativity and inspiring others through her work.