44. Second coming Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

1990s, Afford, Boomers, calling out, Cancer, Cheating, consequences, Court, court fees, CREEPERS, DEBT, DebtCraft, donkey kong, Ethics, fees, financial struggle, Gaming, Generational conflict, Illness, IMPORTANCE, Justice, Legal System, Path, personal values, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3138
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, general, guides, Liquipedia, Lore, madness, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Open Dota, patches, Personal game data, Server, Silly comic, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

discrimination, empowerment, feminism, foid, foids, Frenzy, funhouse, gender equality, Gender Roles, going to hell, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, laughs, Misogyny, never believe, Oppression, patriarchy, property of man, remember, sexism, simple as, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

Hey hi hello, Keanu Reeves, Long time no see, mom’s FWB, mtg commander, PALS, peachy, PIXEL, playhouse, Shadow, Standard

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Items Found:	8359
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	894854	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

archives, Board, browsing, Communication, confusion, Crafty, discussion, forum, front, front page, Frustration, glitch, internet, lolz, Online Community, open thread, page, rant, Reply, Shenanigans, technical issue, Technology, Thread, Website, WTF

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

Aging population, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BoomerCraft, early retirement, future of work, Job Displacement, Lower Social Security age, Retirement, retirement age, retirement age debate, retirement age reduction, retirement benefits, retirement planning, retirement savings, retirement security, Robots, SECURITY, Social, social security reform, starts.., technological advancements, Workforce

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8482	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Animals Bred:	72
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!