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AngryTweetCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, AngryTweetCraft, dirty host, Final Match, France, hate france, History, Japan, judo, match fixing, match rigging, Minecraft, Race, racism, roulette, Server, strongest hero, trending, twitter, worst olympic

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a judo match with a roulette wheel? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had players match fixing races to determine the strongest hero in a final match! And if that’s not crazy enough, we also have Twitter drama trending with hashtags like “I hate France” and “match rigging” – it’s like the Olympics, but with way more drama and way less sportsmanship. Join us for the worst (but most entertaining) Minecraft experience in history!

NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

beginning of the end, Decline, decline in rankings, Downfall, dropping in rankings, falling behind, losing ground, losing momentum, losing position, losing status, no longer at the top, no longer top 2, not in top 2, NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP, out of top rankings, sliding down, slipping, slipping down, slipping out of top 2

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2994
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	220	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Votes:	3298	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Farms Harvested:	839
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	65
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	4631
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife