New Minecraft Servers 2025

3rd worlders Minecraft Servers

3rd worlders Minecraft Servers

  • Poorfag & 3rd Worlders Minecraft Server

    Poorfag & 3rd Worlders Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 1964
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing with poorfags and 3rd worlders on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, we only allow the most elite players who can afford to buy a console just to play Minecraft. That’s right, we’re so exclusive that we only accept players who are willing to drop some serious cash on their gaming experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be granted access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a pack of deranged Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold, and only those who have proven themselves worthy by surviving a night in our treacherous caves will be able to witness it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure you have your wallet ready, because this is one exclusive club you won’t want to miss out on.

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  • Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

    Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 8786
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Villages Defended: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

    On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

    So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7798
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2868

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 7856
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Emeralds Found: 2176
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 512
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Animals Bred: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 28474 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 9040
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Dragon Scales Harvested: 265
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4034 Dragon Eggs Found: 2107
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

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    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8007
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3865
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7051
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Falling into the Void: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 7809
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 3995
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

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    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

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