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Poorfag & 3rd Worlders Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Void Armor Forged:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Are you tired of playing with poorfags and 3rd worlders on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, we only allow the most elite players who can afford to buy a console just to play Minecraft. That’s right, we’re so exclusive that we only accept players who are willing to drop some serious cash on their gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be granted access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a pack of deranged Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold, and only those who have proven themselves worthy by surviving a night in our treacherous caves will be able to witness it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure you have your wallet ready, because this is one exclusive club you won’t want to miss out on.

Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchantments Applied:	283
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Minecraft SMP: DidYouKnowCraft

afro-eurasia, Alphabet’s, Americas, ancient civilizations, ancient egypt, ancient symbols, cross-cultural influences, cultural diffusion, cultural exchange, DidYouKnowCraft, egyptian royalty, global history, greeks, hebrew tfilin, History, japanease yamabushi, Language, linguistic heritage, Minecraft, Origins, smp, Uraeus, writing systems

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	87
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through ancient Egypt, Japan, and everywhere in between!

Join us and you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft, starting with the Hebrew tfilin and Japanese yamabushi that actually originated in ancient Egypt. Who knew Minecraft had such deep historical roots?

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that the Greeks called the uraeus, a snake figure worn by Egyptian royalty, is actually the inspiration for all the crazy mobs in Minecraft? It’s true!

And get this – most alphabets used in Afro-Eurasia and the Americas also originate from Egypt, including the one I’m using to type this message. So basically, joining our server is like taking a crash course in ancient history while building epic structures and battling mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Eloping vs. Tradition Minecraft Server

#generous, age gap, AITAH, big party, Birthday, career, christmas, eloped, eloping, favoritism, frugal, Generosity, gift, Graduation, home, Home Depot, Marriage, marriage respect, Minecraft, Server, sister, tradition, traditional wedding, wedding present

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	9793	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in celebrating all life milestones, big or small! Just like the time when Steve finally defeated the Ender Dragon after 100 failed attempts and we threw him a virtual party with fireworks and cake.

Join our server and experience the joy of gifting, just like when we gave Dave a diamond sword for his birthday and he used it to slay a horde of creepers. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving!

And speaking of weddings, we understand the importance of supporting your loved ones in their special moments. That’s why we host virtual weddings for all players who want to tie the knot in style. Who needs a fancy venue when you can say “I do” in front of a pixelated sunset?

So come on over to our server and let’s spread the love, one block at a time. Because in the end, it’s not about the size of the gift, but the thought behind it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual soulmate and elope in the mountains together. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

DadCraftWeddingDrama

biological father, co parenting, Communication, DadCraftWeddingDrama, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, father of the bride, hurt feelings, insensitivity, parental figures, personal boundaries, single parent, Sperm donor, step parent, traditional roles, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9064
Emeralds Found:	3010	Magic Items Found:	1803

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the twists and turns in this story, our server will keep you on your toes at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics just like the OP in this post. Will you be able to handle the pressure of deciding who gets to be the father of the bride? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with surprises at every turn. From unexpected alliances to shocking betrayals, you never know what might happen next. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

FruitLoots Minecraft SMP

best fruits, favorite fruits, fruit choices, fruit favorites, fruit flavors, fruit options, fruit preferences, fruit ranking, fruit rankings, fruit selection, fruit types, fruit varieties, FruitLoots, FRUITS, Minecraft, smp, top 3 fruits, top fruit picks, top fruits

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	1011	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground fruit farm where you can find the rarest and most delicious fruits in the game. Want to know the best part? These fruits give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your hands!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary fruit-eating contest where players compete to see who can eat the most fruits in under a minute. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted fruit hat that grants them unlimited food and health regeneration.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to have a hidden fruit dimension where players can explore and discover new and exotic fruits that can only be found in this mystical realm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the fruity adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft Breakup Benefits

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5097	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of your relationship with boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server and take a break from the norm! Our server is like a relationship counselor for you and your Minecraft addiction.

Join us and experience the magic of taking a break – your relationship with Minecraft will never be the same! Our server is like a tropical vacation for your blocky adventures, where you can relax, unwind, and maybe even find love (with a diamond sword, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and see how taking a break can benefit your relationship with Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden passion for underwater basket weaving with squids!

PixelPrison Minecraft Server

aggravated abuse, charges, Conflict, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, IDF charges, IDF misconduct, IDF reservist, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Palestinian abuse, Palestinian prisoners, PixelPrison, prisoner abuse, prisoners’ rights, reservist, Server, War Crimes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ores Mined:	6931
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we charge players with aggravated abuse of pixelated villagers! it’s like being in the IDF but without all the real life consequences! build your own prison and torment those poor villagers for fun! who needs peace in the middle east when you can have chaos in our server? join now for a wild time!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, eastern europe, Edition, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, long wait, Military, Modernization, nato, Procurement, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

lol ukraine finally got their hands on some f-16 fighter jets after waiting foreva! now they can fly around and shoot stuff like boss. come join our minecraft server and feel like ukraine with these sick jets! we even have a special jet flying minigame where u can show off ur skills and be the ultimate pilot. join now and be part of the epic f-16 fun!

HyperCrazeMC

brain function, cognitive ability, crazy, creativity, EXPLAIN, explain Hyperphantasia, First-Person, Hyper, HyperCrazeMC, Hyperphantasia, imagination, mental imagery, neurodiversity, Perception, Phantasia, Psychology, sensory experiences, sounded crazy, try, vivid

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well have i got the server for u! this server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where u can do anything u want!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. u can build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a giant chicken into battle.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can also find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. yes, u heard me right, cheese! u can build a cheese house and have a pet cheese dragon.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off? yeah, it’s that kind of server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

CrsytalMC

Adventure, building, Crafting, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Mini Games, Mining, Mods, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Trading

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Hey everyone! Come join us at CrystalMC, a bustling server that’s always online, featuring economy, survival challenges, and thrilling parkour courses. Our community of dedicated players enjoys daily adventures, and we’re eager to welcome more to help our server thrive. Join us today and be part of the fun!

Tags: #Economy #Survival #Parkour #Lobby

crystalmc.fr.to:25344

RotundsOfFun

Claims, Crates, family friendly, Kits, Minecraft, Player Shops, Server, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ores Mined:	5494	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Brand new SMP server, shops, kits, claims, crates, and soon player shops! we are a family friendly server! So come on out and survive with us!

170.205.24.128:25622