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LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Umaru’s Pixel Playground

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Are you tired of waiting for the queen of /a/ to return and for Season 3 to finally drop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own epic adventures and make Season 3 a reality! Join us and become the hero of your own story, where the queen of /a/ will bow down to your greatness and Season 3 will be just a mere subplot in your epic saga. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMcCraftFace – No. 917248703 by Anonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of friendly yeti who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

TrustFallCraft: Where You’ll Get Destroyed (but in a Fun Way!)

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where trust is not just a word, it’s a way of life! Join us if you want to survive in a world where everyone has your back, even when you’re mining for diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can TRUST your fellow players to not steal your loot or sabotage your builds. No more worrying about getting destroyed by sneaky backstabbers – we’ve got your back!

On our server, you can build alliances with other players, trade resources without fear, and explore the vast world of Minecraft without constantly looking over your shoulder. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of – on our server, everyone plays fair!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the joy of living in a high-trust society where you can truly thrive and build amazing creations without the fear of betrayal. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server that’s so epic, it’s like building with diamond blocks on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Lia, the Queen of Creeper Crushers, reigns supreme. She’s got a castle made entirely of obsidian and a pet Ender Dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Utatane Nasa, the Redstone Wizard, will show you how to create contraptions so mind-blowing, even the villagers will be jealous.

And let’s not forget Hakushika Iori, the Sheep Whisperer, who can shear a sheep in under 10 seconds flat. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? Yeah, it’s that kind of party.

James’ Fixed WTF Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have magical powers to fix even the most broken players like James. You won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese. Our server is so insane that even the creepers dance to disco music instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

HeyCraft – Where Everyone’s a Guy, Guy

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Hey gamers, hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a server where the new Air Force chief is actually a Minecraft pro who has taken a trip to Israel and Ukraine to gather rare resources for our EPIC builds. And get this, all Microsoft teams meetings are held in-game from the comfort of our Diamond Throne Chairs.

Join us for the craziest adventures, the wildest parties, and the most INSANE builds you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	818	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Chimeras Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Potions Brewed:	180	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Innovative 35.98s Minecraft Servers

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

Stats November 22, 2024

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Umaru’s Pixel Playground

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyMcCraftFace – No. 917248703 by Anonymous

Stats November 22, 2024

TrustFallCraft: Where You’ll Get Destroyed (but in a Fun Way!)

Stats November 22, 2024

MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore!

Stats November 22, 2024

James’ Fixed WTF Server

Stats November 22, 2024

HeyCraft – Where Everyone’s a Guy, Guy

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	177
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Towns Built:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ores Mined:	3757
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8